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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby 5150monkeylove » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:44 pm

And then they get drunk again, have a fight, and the baby noob ends up in foster care. Then his psyche gets so damaged, he attempts to motifake.
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby 5150monkeylove » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:45 pm

So, how does a noob get other fonts for posts?
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby GreyScorpion » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:49 pm

what do you mean by "fonts"
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby 5150monkeylove » Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:55 pm

the disney font and others for motifakes
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby phydeaux » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:05 pm

Noobs are not allowed fonts until they reach the rank of "MotiMaster".

At the time, they must pay they greybeards $1.00 USD per font in sets. So, for example, to buy the Faceplant31 font set will cost you $31.00 USD. But you get 31 fonts.

It is only a curious coincidence that any greybeards font set is the exact same cost as a case of their favorite beer.

Pure coincidence.

Now pay me my beer...errrr...font money...
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby culos » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:59 pm

5150monkeylove wrote:the disney font and others for motifakes


Other fonts come with other skills. If you yous Photoshop or Paintshop Pro, or even Paint you can use whatever font you have available or can find on the Interwebs... (PM me for a link).

Moti-Generators are very limited in choice, some are better than others (google is your friend...)
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby phydeaux » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:37 pm

I like MY answer better. And it would have kept you in beer Mr. Culos....
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby 5150monkeylove » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:20 pm

ok, next question........... I have only voted on my pics once per, but do people vote on themselves multiple times? What is the punishment for obvious cheating for rank?

I feel like the only noob not worried about you guys poking fun at me for my ignorance.
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby rerun » Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:24 pm

one vote per poster, punishment ranges from a slap on the wrist to death by firing squad.
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Chompers » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:06 pm

Or worse, you have to clean out Moo+'s place.
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