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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Hawamleh » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:19 pm

Well Hump my a$$ and call me Shirley... this guy really is ignorant to the internet..
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:32 pm

Well is that a bad thing?? it means I didn't sit my ass off on the internet most of my life ;) (mainly due to dial up being our only means of internet until the beginning of last year)
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby holymoly » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:05 pm

Ok so now we understand what "bump" means. Soooooooooo. If I want someone to come play with me, Lets say scavanger hunt, but its on page 2 or 3 and nobodys picking up the thread. I can "bump" the thread up to the top to see if anyone wants to join in?
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby carebear » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:09 pm

well I have a noob question :wink:

how do you make babies ? :oops:

I can wait :mrgreen:
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby holymoly » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:18 pm

You reminded me of a poster. Let me know if this helps

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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:22 pm

Take 2 legs of previously discarded abortions and take 2 arms as well..... grab a barbie doll's body, then you take a head... anything will do really... a old pet, rag doll, lego figure and shove them all into each other, dunk them into amniotic fluid and add minerals and vitamins... eventually it will grow to become a baby :) hope that helps

(if you're serious about the question though, let me know, I'll reiterate more in detail, 'test tube babies' I'm not too familiar with, but artificial insemination and natural .... sex.. I can cover...)

LULZ moly XD nice one
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Rick69 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:27 pm

The simplest solution is usually the correct one...

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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:32 pm

I saw that video once and I thought it is really good :)
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby carebear » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:47 pm

Hey M0, I think they hammered the wrong guy, you're really disgusting. :puke:

Holy, can you believe I was thinking about your poster when typing my question ? great minds think alike... :thumbsup:

Rick, I love your new clit stuff - I mean, Clint stuff :mrgreen: unfortunately, the video won't play, due to, well... it's complicated. It wont play. but I'm sure it's mindblowing.

take care all, I'm going to go and make some babies now :rofl:
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:41 am

Disgusting?? no, merely joking around, we all have dark minds, some just lie (like the pyromaniacs as well)
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Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance

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Destroy It Yourself

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To anyone who disagrees... meet my good friend Jack...

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