[holymoly]

I take the money my kid leaves lying around and tell her she lost it.

[M0rd3kaI]

Well luckily she'll learn to keep track of her own things... have to learn some time

[Hawamleh]

No
Are second date was in a lake and while she was just swimming I decided I take them and hide them and then jump in
she still thinks a creeper was watching us to this day

A creeper was watching

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[M0rd3kaI]

Wow... with a forehead like that, who needs a face?

[Rick69]

My li'l bro is almost like my twin... Which is awkward as that means I am the mental age of 15...

Only thing I am better at: English & Sarcasm...
Only thing he is better at: Jackshit...

I mean seriously, you DO NOT want to go to the toilet after he has had a dump... Unless you want eye poisoning & free death by gassing...

[Rick69]

I make a crackin' cuppa tea... I mean, everyone just laps it all up... It even smells delicious...

But there's a small problem...


I hate tea... I've only had about 2 cups in my entire life... Coffee too... Absolutely hate both of them... Freakin' Irony right there...

[5butjam]

Another brewing connosieur Rick? I hope you're as obsessive and perfectionista s I am...

[Rick69]

"Perfectionista"... New favourite word...

Yeah sure, I try my best and invest some good time into each cuppa... Yet I dislike the end product... Nothing in it for me except the satisfaction of pleasing someone else to no ends... I guess that still counts as something... Even though tea tastes s***... And looks like it in liquid form... Grubby crap...

And yet they love it... Why are my taste-buds so fcuked up...?

[Rick69]

... Sometimes, when no one is looking... I whip my hands out in front of me... And use the Force... For good... Like attempting to brings cans of Coke closer to me... It is not very successfully as of yet but, I assure, one day; I will have the Force strong within me...

Here's a quick demonstration of my Force-usage...:

[Hawamleh]

Sometimes on Fridays if I'm bored, to the mosque that's next to my house during Friday noon prayer while everyone is inside, and I steal some of the more expensive shoes they leave outside (they're not allowed to bring them in), and piss on the shittier ones.

I only affect like 5% of the shoes cause there is so much, but still I think I make Satan proud.