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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby axe11154 » Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:57 pm

i bought a crank Gatling pea shooter.
Hurt like a b****.
why they ever put that in a comic book I will never know but I wish I still had it. It would have helped with the rats


SO ya are shack was attacked by rats so what do jessy and jenny do while im at work. They rent a motel room, and bomb it. I had no idea till I got a text a entire hour after opening a door a what seemed to be a rat roach war. Now that my computer and laptop have been successfully cleaned im back. I then sent jenny back to her real home.
Im just happy im at home instead of in a cruddy motel.

But ya
while surfing youtube I found this fritter that I think you may enjoy gary

I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:26 pm

Yeah, I’ve seen those, even gave ‘em a quick thought. I believe I might have spoken to these same folks, but that was over here on the left coast, so maybe not.
If I was to do something like that, I’d build tear drop camp trailers, and have fun buildin' and sellin’ em....not so many regulatory bodies to go through...and they seem to draw the folk I like.


Hey, those bombs are kinda fun.
First place I rented down south contained about 50 million roaches.
Turn the midnight light on in the kitchen, and whoosh, the brown counter turned back to yellow. Amazing.
Bought an old jalopy when I was between real cars.
Took my lady to a drive in movie.
We’re all slumped down in the seat, relaxed, and I noticed my dash was crawling…thought I got some bad weed.
Bombed the ol’ heap that night.
Next morn the interior looked like a giant roach motel.
Intense little propagators.

Good to see you back, man.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby Greeny » Sun Jul 29, 2012 12:22 am

axe11154 wrote:...SO ya are shack was attacked by rats...


Make one of these things Axe - I have one in my shop & it works great.

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:17 am

I have some collective personality.. Pokémon tazo's and cards... bullet casings and projectiles... lego models... don't bring 'em close to me... they will end up like what happened to the folk trying to sell the stamps to Gary... nice one sir.

As far as Poland goes... I'll never go there just because I might run into a guy I worked with a while back...
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:35 am

Greeny wrote:Make one of these things Axe - I have one in my shop & it works great.


Greeny, those are the best….the very best.
That’s about the 3rd version of ‘walk the plank’ I’ve seen.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:06 am

Oh... so that's what happened to my post... hmmm... nice, Well now... my reply to Axe's post.... ummm.... do what Greeny said...
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:29 am

Forgive me, laddie.
Rat eradication is a priority.

Collections are trappings…no more….no less.

I had a baseball cap collection
Good ones
FedX
UPS
ODF&W
A couple hundred
Had ‘em hangin’ in my shop
Showin’ ‘em to a buddy, I put one on.
Had a wasp nest in it.
He thought I was imitating a fast plane since it was a DHL cap.

No more caps

They started giving me the creeps anyway, since one could impersonate a delivery person with most of them.

But

My ODF&W cap…well, I did scare the beheysooose outta some kids that were catching steelhead illegally…..had a hard time keeping a straight face.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby axe11154 » Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:34 am

I thought rats could swim
or can they not swim in water their own height
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:38 am

No bother. I had a habit of never leaving the house without a cap... then I turned 18 and realised... hey... dafuq is the point of putting it on if you're going to look like these fcukers that wear caps & sunglasses at night time? only in day. sometimes I might still opt for a cap, but rarely... Thus...my huge forehead gets sunburned regularly

Rats can swim like fish, but once they're in the trap I do believe you can just add a shotgun or cherrybomb to it to make some gumbo...
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:41 am

Yeah, they swim.
But they don’t make it out of the bucket.
That’s when that Gatling pea shooter comes in handy….
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