[Schultz1]

Gary. Do you live near Celeste, Oregon? Cause that's the town two of my female friends live in.

Never heard of it.
What’s it near?
What part of Oregon? North, South, East, West?

Are you thinking of Siletz, on the coast?
I have fished there

Haha. Sorry Gary. Celeste was her sister's name. She lives out in Eugene.

Sorry for all the confusion.

[GaryO]

Too funny.

I drive thru Eugene every time I go to the cabin.
Then off to hwy 58 and thru the Cascades.
It’s just an over grown college town, backed by Phil Knight’s deep pockets supporting U of Oregon……..
Weird thing, on the way back last time, 10-20 mi north of Eugene we saw a Mountain Lion about 100 paces off the freeway, just eyein’ the cattle…the pasture being it’s own McDonalds on the hoof.





Tell me it’s not Celeste White……………

I’ll look for the surprise answer in he morn’

Nite nite

[Schultz1]

But another lives in Canby. I visit her more often.

[GaryO]

Well now, circle the wagons.
That’s 12 mi from my casa.
Used to live in Canby.
Not a terrible little burg.
Golfed at Willamette Country Club.

Next time you happen thru, give me a warning and we’ll add a cup’a water to the pot of beans.

Let’s see;
Harvest the lawn
Pour the Lauders into the empty Laphroaig bottle
Kill the neighbor’s dog
Hide the wimin
Bathe

I’ll keep a light on for ya.

Damn, just looked at my calendar, reminds me that I’ll miss the scotch and cigar dinner at the Edgefield Poorhouse again this year….

[Schultz1]

Alright Gary. I'll be watching for that porch light when I have a chance to go back to Oregon.

[GaryO]

The lamp is lit, my friend.

If you gimme a couple years, we can visit at the main house next to my cabin just up the road from Chiloquin (native American reservation)……do you swing a hammer?

..and if you come when deer are in the rut, you can help me shoot back at those native drunken devils.
The local aborigines like to get loaded and drive around the back roads at midnight shootin’ the place up….it’s rather fun. My little 20 gauge side by side makes quite a noise.

They do piss me off though.
Got a buck I was eye ballin’ for about a year…just left it layin’ there.
Me and the tribal elders have chats about things like that….poaching is one thing, but waste….no forgiveness for that.

[GaryO]

‘So, whadja to this weekend, Gary?’

‘Harvested the rest of my blue berries, and went and picked six gallons of wild black berries.
But most of the time I laid slumped in my lazy boy and poked at the keyboard tryin’ to keep up with the Motigames…….you?’

‘Well, me and the lady went…..Motigames??’

‘Yeah…don’t try it, we’re both too dumb, slow and old.’

‘Huh. Live? On line?’

‘Sorta….the kids are fast and the old hands keep it hilarious. Mostly it’s Rick, Kai, and Axe.’

‘Axe?’

‘Yeah, a kid with a phucked up jaw, a babe, and an axe or knife or sword.
He’s a knight of the Motirealm.

‘What?’

‘Don’t ask…or as axe would say, don’t axe.’

‘What?’

‘His grammar…and spelling…..spell check to him is a sorcerer from an eastern block country.’

‘Oh, well, see ya…nice knowing ya……’ (geeeezus)

Yeah, this weekend the sun, moon, and stars lined up, and the players played….even the old hands…..even me.
It was a good respite from the usual.

cheers

[M0rd3kaI]

Last night was fun, Kudos to everyone that joined and that is my personal rambling...

[GaryO]

I was quite the dandy, weren’t I.

Yeah, the hair.
I kept combin’ it back, and it kept floppin’ forward.

Hey, thin was in, in the belt category.
The shoes, dress wingtips.
Pants were a bit passé, ‘cause I think bell bottoms were just catching on…I think.
The Beetles were in their hay day, but I didn’t like ‘em.

Yeah, at 16, I was pretty slick….literally.
Soon after, the dry hair look was in.
So I tossed the bottle of green goo called H&A hair arranger (catchy, aey?) and got a tube of VO5, for just a touch of grease.

Really, about 5 minutes after that pic, I became an over fed long hed leaping gnome…..shoulder length hair floppin’ where it may….clothing limited, worn out sweat shirts or no shirt, cut offs……shoes or flip flops...maybe. Interest in the fairer of our species waned a bit, they kinda hung on me, slowed me down, as doing things I wanted to do took over.

Sometimes I thumb thru an ancient album and wonder…

‘WHAT THE PHUCK HAPPEDED???!!’

Then a progression of fond memories take over.

‘Yeah, that’s what happened……..’

[Rick69]

‘Sorta….the kids are fast and the old hands keep it hilarious. Mostly it’s Rick, Kai, and Axe.’

If that conversation actually took place, you, Garth, are a brave man... To even attempt to explain the MotiRealms to a mere mortal with no prior experience takes a multiple of testicles, time & Belgian chocolate and peanut cookies...

In other less random ramblings, I am hereby undertaking a massive voyage today... Answering my PMs... With at least one gif in all of them...

This is gonna need some serious time... ... ... And the aforementioned cookies...