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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby axe11154 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:05 am

One thing I have always heard was keep a fire
Keep the fire, Youll get a bigger fish next time
keep a fire, your fathers ok
keep a fire, You'll have a better day
keep a fire, your grandmother had a good life
keep a fire, Dont let it smother
Quit frankly, Why keep the fire, Why let it burn, If you can give one thing to a person why not a fire in return?
Keeping a fire often gives one a burden few would like to have
If I had a chance, I would give up the fire, pass it to some one who needs one far more then me.
I don't need a fire
I simply need a tent
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:29 am

Keep the tent

There's no stars in there

I'll be sleeping by the fire................
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby Rick69 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:39 am

Play in the dark
Work in the dark
Rise from the dark
Lead from the dark

Become the star that leads, not the one that follows...
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:30 am

Aw, Rick, nice, firm thoughts…..posters to be made, you profound young bastard.

Axe has just got the axe.

The lad has been thru much, and the reward little.

I’ve had that same experience…and can vaguely recall wanting to kick the s*** out of whoever walked thru the door.

I don’t need nuthin’ attitude is that of the young and hearty.

Wish I still felt that, but I now require much.

Oh, to have that wonderful surety of independence…..coupled with the savvy of the much experienced.

Ya got one up on me axe…..you can have both.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby axe11154 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:32 am

:)
Gary you kind hearted man you
Heres a story for you of what happened yesterday night

SO last night me and my girlfriend had gotten hungry and she said she wanted to go out and eat
So I asked her where
I still dont know why but the answer angered me.
She said red lobster
and I went "WE ARE IN A STATE SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES BY WATER AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU COULD THINK IS THE GHETTO LOBSTER SHACK"
needlish to say we did end up going
and gotta say, Not a bad place to go for a cure of the munchies.
We ate a lobster pizza, Crab stuffed mushrooms and scallop dumplings
Also those biscuits
those biscuits were great

While I still think we soulda went to a place on the beach that actually catches its food, I still liked it :)
I would Axe you a question
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:07 am

I know this is going to be a read and a half, but I just got this email, it is a interesting read to say the least, but it is the VERY DEFINITION of irony... if you even know what that word means... feel free to skip, but feel free to read as well.
Enjoy

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E-Mail Tracker Programs -- very interesting and a must read!


The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards are not bad, just some.
_________________________________________

He wrote:
By now, I suspect everyone is familiar with snopes.com and/or truthorfiction.com for determining whether information received via email is just that: true/false or fact/fiction. Both are excellent sites.


Advice from snopes.com VERY IMPORTANT!!


1) Any time you see an email that says "forward this on to '10' (or however many) of your friends", "sign this petition", or "you'll get bad luck" or "you'll get good luck" or "you'll see something funny on your screen after you send it" or whatever --- it almost always has an email tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and emails of those folks you forward to. The host sender is getting a copy each time it gets forwarded and then is able to get lists of 'active' email addresses to use in SPAM emails or sell to other Spammers. Even when you get emails that demand you send the email on if you're not ashamed of God/Jesus --- that is email tracking, and they are playing on our conscience. These people don't care how they get your email addresses - just as long as they get them. Also, emails that talk about a missing child or a child with an incurable disease "how would you feel if that was your child" --- email tracking. Ignore them and don't participate!


2) Almost all emails that ask you to add your name and forward on to others are similar to that mass letter years ago that asked people to send business cards to the little kid in Florida who wanted to break the Guinness Book of Records for the most cards. All it was, and all any of this type of email is, is a way to get names and 'cookie' tracking information for telemarketers and Spammers -- to validate active email accounts for their own profitable purposes.


You can do your Friends and Family members a GREAT favor by sending this information to them. You will be providing a service to your friends. And you will be rewarded by not getting thousands of spam emails in the future!

Do yourself a favor and STOP adding your name(s) to those types of listing regardless how inviting they might sound! Or make you feel guilty if you don't! It's all about getting email addresses and nothing more.


You may think you are supporting a GREAT cause, but you are NOT!


Instead, you will be getting tons of junk mail later and very possibly a virus attached! Plus, we are helping the Spammers get rich! Let's not make it easy for them!


ALSO: Email petitions are NOT acceptable to government or any other organization - e.g. Social security, etc. To be acceptable, petitions must have a "signed signature" and full address of the person signing the petition, so this is a waste of time and you are just helping the email trackers.




And another important point is to delete all previous names from your emails before forwarding!!! Send emails to your entire address list BCC then everyone after you doesn't get your friend's email address.



Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work!!

(1)The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting..

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call, and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:

When you get ads enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these ads with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular postage, 'IF' and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.


If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

If enough people follow these tips, it will work. I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:11 am

Yeah, impromptu adventures can turn out pretty good sometimes….sometimes they can be the best.

You reminded me of something I wrote to an old friend, and put in my journal a few months back.


Baked in a tux yesterday for what turned out to be the wedding of the decade (‘cause that’s how long it lasted).
Wedding singer was on a loop
Speaking of loops, I was able to fashion a garrote out of some lace I found at the end of the bride’s gown…needless length, draggin' on the ground and all.
He lasted half way thru his 8th stanza…..the kicking and twitching was minimal…..(oh, wait, that was my hallucinary daydream while turning in my chair/spit)

My forehead could lead a sleigh.
96° in the shade….thankfully we were in the sun.

I'm headin' to a funeral in 15 min, so here's a thought I had awhile back that managed to get to black and white.

I've worked around tightly scheduled (very talented) individuals, that when going on vacation, generate a huge itinerary of going here or there at a certain time or day, reserving accommodations, scheduling even the purchase of the tickets for the scheduled events, and scheduling alternate events in case of weather, or an act of god (or satan)............
I find it more relaxing, and even more adventuresome to just go.
Just pack a few things, and go down the road.
One time we ended up on the coast, about 9pm. Turned out there was a major event happening, and we became part of a caravan of seekers of vacancies. We even started waving at each other while in route, feigning drag racing at stop lights, pointing/mocking when getting the lead to the next motel entrance, and pointing back when the no vacancy sign came within sight. It turned in to a very fun happening all by itself. Kind of an unregimented rally.
Thought we'd be doing some car camping when we found an out-of-the-way place that became a favorite over the years.
Just a scrufty little place, but right on the beach. Clean, but past it’s prime, way past. But it had more character than the cookie cutter places that have been stamped out lately, and you could feed the gulls right from the balcony. Funny little winged characters with personalities of greedy old men.

Thing is, staying at a midscale motel is quite the bore….too anticeptic….no imagination.
Staying at an upscale hotel is nice, but short lived for the cash outlay.
Even when a business foots the bill, I always feel “Gee, so that’s what $750 gets.

Another time we decided to stay at one of those less than desirable places (like the ones we could afford when we met).
Auberge de Cinq et Demi seemed like a nice name, so I approached the quaint little barred window that displayed hourly rates. The gentleman of Pakistani origin, asked me, in a more than perfect, sing song rendition of the English language, to fill out the little card. So I paid the $25 and signed for the 'more than four hour' stay.
The quaint little room had quaint little 30 watt bulbs of which both gave the place the special ambiance of 'help me find my shoes, and I'll help you find your purse'.
It did have a hot tub spa. Turns out putting bubble bath in those things can become an event of its own.
The bed was....dark.
We decided to just lay on top of the covers.
It was quite hot, and since we had to turn the fan off due to the 'authentic old west atmosphere' dust storm it created, we just lay there naked as two ol' trysters should be......
The wife pointed out the mural of two manatees on the ceiling.
I pointed out that it was a mirror.
Now who could possibly schedule that much fun on purpose?
Any others feel the same way, or am I the odd one?
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:54 am

As mentioned before, unorganised things that most say is chaos is the absolute best.

Here's a little story of not too long ago. I worked in Pofadder, Northern Cape for 2 months... hellhole of 45+degree heat in the day and less than 10 degree cold at night (PS, degrees Celsius that is) and bloody morons as colleagues to boot. I have a contact up in Port-Gentil in Gabon who opened a new branch of a neat little company called OceanIRM (Ocean Inspection Repair and Maintenance) an offshore company working with all that is a oil rig and offshore vessels.

He contacted me in June last year and mentioned a possible opening in November or December of last year to go offshore. great.

My stint with the Pofadder buggers were getting closer to the end every day, but finally the fcuked up boss we had, site supervisors coming to yell on us to work faster and pull bloody risky maneuvers at 50meters and us telling them to "take their shite and fcuk off or do it themselves" became ever more annoying to the 10th power.

As I said, my colleagues were moronic bastrads, not one more qualified than the other, but just because they can do 'this' they claim to be 'the best' also got so much on my nerves that most of the time I went and stood outside the site and watched them fail. Quite amusing to see them jump around blaming everyone.

The food was crap, the pay was close to it, the work was horrid, the hours were WAY too much (Honestly, being woken at 6am, going to site, working all the way till 14:00, break for 30minutes, working till the sun goes down, go back to camp, get flashlights and headlamps and continue working till around 1:30-2am having to do all this not only with buggerall motivation, lack of proper nutrition, yelling swearing flailing at each other, in the heat of the day and cold of the night... well that was the end. I called the boss and told him I'm going home, bought a bus ticket and prepared to leave that night at 22:00.

As it were to happen my contact in Gabon phoned me during that day and asked me where I was, I told him still in Pofadder, but going back that day. He told me to get home, check my emails, print what is needed, pack my bags and get my arse on a plane the day I arrive in Cape Town.

So, 2 months away from home, getting back at (I think it was) 9:00am the morning, and having a flight at 11:00am. wow, never thought that will ever happen. The 11:00am flight was fully booked, so he put me on the closes other one at 18:30. I got on the phone (Stil in Pofadder mind you) to my mom and told her to send an email to this guy with my CV and certifications attatched, which she did and asked me about work and and and, I then dropped the bomb I'm coming home that evening and arriving the next morning, I just need her to be at the bus terminal at the time stipulated and all's well. then told her I'm flying off to Gabon that day.

Her reaction was understandable, saying that it is too quick I can't go, how am I sure this is going to be true... anyway.

So We can BARELY fit getting my clothes, packing my bags, getting a package for the contact of mine to carry up with me, getting the tickets, sending a few more documents, coordinating with him and getting to the airport.

This was the first time I ever flew internationally in my 19 years of existence, and I'm doing it all alone.

Well what a trip it was, connecting flights from Cape Town; Johannesburg; Nairobi, Kenya; Douala, Cameroon; Libreville, Gabon; Port-Gentil, Gabon. there were so many crap that happened on the trip there it is astounding, flights were delayed, flights were missed (Not on my mistake though, the delayed flight here, then caused us to miss the next flight and and and... horrible chain reaction) but I didn't have to pay a cent, so I am more than happy for the trip.

That was the first time I ever worked offshore...
And it was great
That was the first time I ever left the country...
And it was great
And it was all arranged and planned the day before I left...
And it was great

I can't wait to go offshore again, I really enjoyed it, the work, the food holy CRAP you eat like a king.

So no Gary, You're not the only one, OR We're the only ones?? who knows
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:26 pm

A nice read, M0rd, very nice.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:34 pm

Thanks, I'll see to type out the happenings of the flights and the chain reaction some time as well, that is amusing (I think) to read, although the addition of those in the above comment will make this whole thread look small.

anyway, glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading :) much appreciated
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