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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby steve1961 » Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:19 pm

fan4camping wrote:How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ".

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....



I love this joke, fan :) Can I have a "Me too" ? LMAO

And if I can add an addition

1 to bring up the word "nazis, Hitler or Godwin" as the posts reach critical mass...lol



A scruffy man was sitting at a bar located on the top on a skyscraper. Another man enters the bar and as he approaches the bar, the scruffy man gets up, walks to the window, opens it and jumps out. The man is horrified then amazed as the scruffy man slowly floats back up and then climbs back through the window.
"How did you do that?" he asked.
The scruffy man replied "The updrafts of this building are incredibly powerful and lift you up gently so you don't get hurt."
The man says "I've got to try that!" and promptly jumps out the window and falls to his death.
The bartender glowers at the scruffy man and says
"You sure are a mean drunk, Superman..."
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He just tears you down witty bit by witty bit until, well, there’s nothing left of you.
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby Rick69 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:43 am

My mate come out with a great one liner yesterday...

He does excellent cocaine...
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:43 pm

Railroad tracks...

IF you don't know how to tie knots... tie lots...
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby Rick69 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:10 am

Women are always saying how men judge a girl based on looks... That's actually true...

Since all women are fcuking crazy you might as well go for the fit ones...
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:11 am

"Fit" and "Fat" are too close together to be allowed... if all girls are crazy... I prefer the prior ones...
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby davidbowie » Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:07 pm

i used to cry when i laughed then i was raped by a clown.
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby Rick69 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:25 pm

Only you, David... Only you...
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby davidbowie » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:06 pm

what is that supposed to mean rick?
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby M0rd3kaI » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:31 pm

Rick69 wrote:Only you, David... Only you...


What can be meant by this sentence other than...

"Only you, David... Only you..."
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Re: Le Fanny Jokes!

Postby davidbowie » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:58 pm

i was watching al gore on cnn he was talking about the environment and out of boredom my pet polar bear shot itself.
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