Link... Always great to see a new member in the forums... Perhaps head over to the Introduction Thread
so you can give a li'l short intro to yourself.
I'm not absolutely sure if the mind behind the thread (Axe) is still here to continue on the story... But I am sure he will be back soon enough and in the mean time you can also head over to Noobland Thread
to learn and play about with this site a bit more.
Most importantly, don't take anything too seriously here (especially if their avatar picture is a monkey) and just Enjoy Yourself...