[MissPriss]

Okay from what I've read of this thread...moooooo knows how to do it. Recommend that moooooo get a billboard that acknowledges the said new wisdom....

I know what I'm doing so Get Lubed By Moooooooooo.
Reasonably priced...discount on 2 or more lube jobs.

[fan4camping]

Okay from what I've read of this thread...moooooo knows how to do it. Recommend that moooooo get a billboard that acknowledges the said new wisdom....

I know what I'm doing so Get Lubed By Moooooooooo.
Reasonably priced...discount on 2 or more lube jobs.

Well, if he uses that same sprayer pump, it could take all day for him to just do 1 oil change.
He may have to invest in 2-3 more.
Then again, if he were to cooperate with the plans laid out here, when all is said & done,
he could hire underlings to do that for him. (That would allow him all the free time he wanted for being here on the site)

[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

It always amazes me how far off topic a conversation about something as simple as car maintenance can go on this forum.

Suddenly I'm a prostitute...... I feel pretty.

[MissPriss]

I'm terribly sorry. 1) I have a really sick sense of humor. 2) I didn't mean to ruin your thread and,most importantly 3) I didn't mean you would be a prostitute (once again hangs her head in shame and crawls back under her rock).

It would be a legit business. You'd have to issue receipts, with discount on 2 jobs you would absolutely have to hire staff, register with the BB Bureau AND pay taxes!

[spypengen]

It always amazes me how far off topic a conversation about something as simple as car maintenance can go on this forum.

Suddenly I'm a prostitute...... I feel pretty.

we're still talking about cars.
LUBE jobs are essential for maintaining a healthy and reliable car (if you know what I mean)

[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

I'm terribly sorry. 1) I have a really sick sense of humor. 2) I didn't mean to ruin your thread and,most importantly 3) I didn't mean you would be a prostitute (once again hangs her head in shame and crawls back under her rock).

It would be a legit business. You'd have to issue receipts, with discount on 2 jobs you would absolutely have to hire staff, register with the BB Bureau AND pay taxes!

Stop apologizing. I was kidding.

Once a topic question has been answered its not only ok but also fun to see how badly the thread can be distorted.

[Schultz1]

Anyone know a good oil filter for my Suzuki tu250x? Hell. Why am I asking here?

[fan4camping]

Fram makes good filters, same with Purolator. AC Delco isn't bad either.
Couldn't tell ya who makes one that will fit your Suzuki, but if any of those brands do, you'll get good quality.

[GaryO]

My Jeep has only seen Fram filters…..right up until about an hour ago….I don’t see how Jiffy Lube can do it for $19.99……..so, yeah, I got lazy, and I’ve got a full weekend, and I never let my vehicles go past 3K mi without a change (184K mi on the little Wrangler).
Still, I feel uneasy about strange hands touchin’ her undercarriage…………..wonder how tight they screwed the filter….and the plug….damn, I feel unfaithful.
I think I’ll take her top off and play her some music.

[fan4camping]

Hey Mooooo...
Just to keep you up-to-date, our booth at the science fair has been reserved.
- I have a rough outline started in PowerPoint, but I need the data that you collected.
- I also have someone on stand-by, once I get the data from you, that has an industrial size printer
for all the large graphic displays.
- I'm even thinking of bringing in a sculptor to render some 1/4 scale models for physical displays.
- Just about have all the bugs worked out of the computer simulation for reversing gravity (another day or 2 I estimate)

Not much else I can do at the moment, it's all waiting on you, Buddy.