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I'm a badass because...

Postby 5butjam » Wed May 30, 2012 12:36 pm

New game! Simple concept, finish off the sentence with a skill/feat or claim to fame, you get the idea.

I'm a badass because I can work my way around my Core 3 maths! Take that calculus!
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby fan4camping » Wed May 30, 2012 1:03 pm

I'm a badass because I can count to potato without taking my shoes off.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby M0rd3kaI » Wed May 30, 2012 1:32 pm

I'm a badass, because

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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby axe11154 » Wed May 30, 2012 4:15 pm

Im a badass because I can use long slender or large sharp objects
I can also make guns (Yes I can make a gun if needed. its a piss off because I want to make a sword)
and have probably killed more horned animals then any on this site.
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby caveman » Wed May 30, 2012 5:50 pm

(we're badasses because we can run 14km in 90 minutes) (city 2 surf)
motinet wrote:Checking the log, looks like caveman had the honor of getting the LAST poster.


house wrote:(and don't worry most Aussies are not as mad as the Caveman) - he from Bathurst, its kinda like being from Utah in the states



forseti wrote:Verdeckt and Cavemen: The Australian version of Two And A Half Men :popcorn: 8) :goodidea:


5butjam wrote: heck I prefer Cavey to quite a few of them, just to name one.


Mooooooooooooooooooo wrote:I've always been impressed by that Cavey...even if you are batshit crazy. :P


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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Greeny » Wed May 30, 2012 5:53 pm

I'm a bad ass when I eat chili, or hard boiled eggs
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby spypengen » Wed May 30, 2012 6:26 pm

I'm bad ass because I have some cool sunglasses :cool: awww yeah
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby MissPriss » Wed May 30, 2012 8:23 pm

I'm a badass cuz I'm of the few female members that isn't scared off by all the testorone in these threads.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Schultz1 » Wed May 30, 2012 8:25 pm

I am bad ass because I am one of those old guys who yells at kids running down the street.
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I don't hate vests.

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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby 5butjam » Wed May 30, 2012 10:21 pm

I'm a harass because I'm a latex scientist.
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