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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby forseti » Thu May 31, 2012 12:16 am

I'm a badass because I'm German and we won two world wars! :owned:
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Bull » Thu May 31, 2012 12:21 am

I'm a badass because even though I'm ugly I can still punch babies.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby 5butjam » Thu May 31, 2012 3:56 am

I'm a badass because I'm English and we don't have to lie about winning two world wars!
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby spypengen » Thu May 31, 2012 5:04 am

forseti wrote:I'm a badass because I'm German and we won two world wars! :owned:

No.


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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Bull » Thu May 31, 2012 4:18 pm

I'm a badass because I bought 7 rare variant comics last week for around $45 and sold them for $250.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby GaryO » Thu May 31, 2012 7:37 pm

I‘m a badass because my grandkids know I am, and if they ever think otherwise, my badass will sit on both their narrow asses.

‘Hey, papaw we need a rabbit hutch’…………..


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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Schultz1 » Thu May 31, 2012 7:40 pm

I am bad ass because back during the war, we ate rabbits. And cabbage .... lots of cabbage.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Ism » Thu May 31, 2012 8:04 pm

Im a Badass... cause this is my backyard... justsay'n

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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Schultz1 » Thu May 31, 2012 8:06 pm

I am bad ass because that looks very similar to the backyard I have in Poland.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby axe11154 » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Im a bad ass because i looked gary in the eyes
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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