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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Rick69 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:46 am

I have a bad ass because I have been sitting down still for about 5 hours... Oh the pain...
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby spypengen » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:57 am

5 hours? I've been sitting for over 30 hours

I'm badass because I got dat TM87 and cause I'm a ninja
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Bull » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:22 am

I'm a badass because I've spent the majority of the last 72 hours playing video games and have been wearing the same clothes the whole time.

or am I just pathetic and sad? guess we'll never know.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Rick69 » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:25 am

I'm badass because I have a Latin Prose Literature Exam tomorrow... And here I'm surfing MotiNet, instead...
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:09 pm

I'm a badass, because I am in Port-Genitals... oop, I mean Port-Gentil, on my third offshore trip... so early in my carreer
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby fan4camping » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:10 am

I'm a badass because I do my own electrical, plumbing, automotive & computer work/repairs.
I tried adding my signature to a few emails once. That's when I learned Sharpies don't wash off LCD screens.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby Hawamleh » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:54 am

i'm a badass because I basically spent high school doing these, lots and lots of big plump these.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby steve1961 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:35 am

I am a badass because I have a black leather jacket, a full beard and moustache and I like to help cook and do housework.
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby 5butjam » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:39 am

...You were doing so well!

...(I also like to cook)
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Re: I'm a badass because...

Postby steve1961 » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:41 am

Housework? I meant to say the maid;)
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