[spypengen]

you do but it is tofu and not real turkey

I wish I had a sniper rifle

[M0rd3kaI]

Wish granted... you have a sniper rifle... but have no idea how to use it and shoot yourself in the nuts trying to load it.

I wish I had a NTW-20

[GaryO]

You get yer NTW-20 and end up shooting yerself….leaving only yer nuts.

I wish I still new some folks at Aerotek, so Kai could get his ancient artillery

[M0rd3kaI]

Ancient?? Dafuq you talkin' bout ol'timer a 20mm anti material rifle made in South Africa is not ancient...

Anyway, You know the people... and get me the NTW... but again me and the tracer rounds... goddamn... Sorry Gary, I apologise... your cabin.... ummm.... incendiary rounds... ummm...... yeah....

I wish that "1-2weeks" will go by quickly without any major parties/occasions that I miss, so that my 'ancient airsoft artillery' will finally arrive

[Rick69]

Fluffy annhilates promptly on arrival... Jealousy is a strong force...


I wish Gary won't chase me with his axe... or chainsaw... or sledgehammer...

[spypengen]

Gary doesn't chase you with an axe, chainsaw, or sledgehammer. he instead chases you with a machete.

I wish school would go by fast this year

[GaryO]

School goes by really fast….because yer not there, yer in juvy, reading 10 yr old comics and picking up litter for 9 months…..driving without a license and impersonating a human.

I wish my ears would stop growing these foot long pubic hairs…overnight.

[M0rd3kaI]

They do not grow said foot-long pubes over the dark hours... instead they grow ass hairs... and bring little 'chips' with... and the smell... can't forget the smell.

I wish that people who own a blackberry will stop thinking that their faeces is superior to my phone... or any other Android powered phone... for that matter

[Rick69]

Following your wish, Blackberry do as you say... The other fruit, name Apple, on the other hand...


I wish... I could buy... A mansion... For I am a materialistic bastrad...

[M0rd3kaI]

Touché... Apple is better than Blackberry and has it's advantages over Android... however, overall... Android wins... hands down... every time

You receive the mansion... and all it's shiny glory, sparkling crystal, clear blue pool, astonishing size and features... however, the repossession man takes it afte 3 days due to the previous owners will stating it should be torn down...

I wish for nothing... so that I have more time to play around with the galaxy of marvels