[M0rd3kaI]

You get the opportunity, but with it you need to cease your life... it's called a firearm...

I wish that I didn't have to stay in Port-Gentil until Tuesday

[Rick69]

Instead you stayed at a place a called "d***'s Hole"... I don't think that place smelled very nice...

I wish there were two of me...

[GaryO]

You lie in bed, dining on copious amounts of Twinkies until you become twice your size…..you need two full length mirrors to take it all in.

I wish axe was awake for the reunion

[M0rd3kaI]

Axe awakes and chops me to death... sad phucker doesn't even remember his moti-Knight...

[axe11154]

You have no wish so your soul is reaped by me GOD OF PAIN b****


I wish I had 1 last jug of moonshine

[M0rd3kaI]

You get the moonshine, but your mouth is then magically sewn closed so you can not drink it...

I wish that I remembered to add a wish into my previous post...

[Rick69]

You go back in time to do so... But you create a time paradox in doing and you get stuck in a limbo forever more... Until the end of time itself...

I wish most of what I said made sense...

[GaryO]

Most of what you said makes complete sense, but only to the criminally insane, of which are now your roommates, and there, breakfast in bed is not at all what you'd hoped for.

I wish I could stay in the ‘it’s Friday!’ mood forever

[M0rd3kaI]

You stay in the mood forever, drinking and smoking, partying and laughing all the time... forever... pain sets in because you can not release the drink from your bladder... the bag is full and you only get a new one on Monday... and can't take the old one off before then... (Where the hell did my mind just pull out that sickening thought?? I want to visit it more oftenly)

I wish other people can actually understand the incessant ramblings of the Moti Realm...

[GaryO]

‘Other’ people come to understand the ramblings…they happen to be sane…Motifake is inundated with posters that make complete sense and are even inspirational. There is peace and joy throughout the world……Motifakers unite as one, track down the wisher of understandings, and have monkey pot pie.

I wish my barber had larger breasts.