[Rick69]

Wish granted. Moobs attached to the male barber...

I wish I was Bruce Almighty...

[GaryO]

The grantor of wishes hears your request, only it’s misheard and you become Bruce Alrighty, falling into complete apathetic complacency.

I wish I wouldn’t get so much parmesan cheese all over myself when I eat popcorn

[M0rd3kaI]

The all powerful allmighty monkey god M0rd3kaI grants thee yer wish, but it comes with a nasty twist, you are henceforth unable to add any seasoning to popcorn, no salt, not even butter, and every mouthful of popcorn you take for the rest of your life has no taste at all...

I wish that I was not clinically OR criminally insane...

[axe11154]

Tada you now have no brain. double edged your sword there paly boy

I wish i had a M&M

[MissPriss]

You get not only one but a lifetime supply. But they are all the brown ones from the bags of those that hate them. And they have all been licked.

I wish I had bigger lips.

[M0rd3kaI]

Your lips are enlarged to unproportional size making people stare at them as you walk by in your natural 'freak-o-nature' way... Oh, did I mention these are not the lips above your chin??

I Wish I stayed SFW when confronted with such temptations...

[MissPriss]

Your wish comes true but then...you are booted from the site for being normal.

I wish I could be free to unleash the true NSFW side of myself.

[GaryO]

Your NSFW side is free….only yer sitting on it.

I wish I had the ambition to go outside and finish this project that needs to be done by next Friday….done and tested......and I wish you had bigger lips too

[M0rd3kaI]

You complete the idea, test it and it is perfect, actually surpassing your expectations tenfold... but someone steals the designs and claims copyright and sues you for having it.

I wish I had the freedom of a Greybeard like the one above...

[GaryO]

You now have the freedom of a greybeard. During this new found freedom, you have the time to learn of the little practiced Taoist art of perfect consciousness, the 3.5 second simultaneous burp-fart-scratch exercise.

Those around you become conscious, enabling you to have more alone time to contemplate this astute form of absolute perfection.

I wish I had the time to just camp on Motifake over the entire weekend