[spypengen]

it's never a good idea to fight axe for total domination of the front page of the board index

[M0rd3kaI]

It's never a good idea to challenge him... but the fact is, it's never a good idea to get to the front page... with the Moti Knights in the realm

[rerun]

It's never a good idea to say "wow, what a great ass" about the girl walking by (out loud) when your wife is sitting right next to you.

[GaryO]

It’s never a good idea to say ‘watch this’ to yer grandson when throwing your dull knife at a close range burn barrel.

It’s also never a good idea to tell him to let it bleed out.

…and it’s never a good idea to trip him when he’s running to his mother….while he’s holding said knife.

Ultimately, it’s never a good idea to live so far away from paramedics.

[MissPriss]

It is never a good idea to cluck like a chicken, put your hands in your armpits so you can flap imaginary wings and pretend to scratch the cement as a way to stop hobos from asking for a cigarette, outside a psyc ward.

[Rick69]

T'is never a good idea to shop for any form of clothing for your girlfriend... If you must, buy the softest one as there is almost a guarantee that it will be flung at your face along with the receipt and something along the lines of, "How fat the do think I am, you lousy son of... Adam ?!" (slightly altered because asterisks are difficult to read...)

[GaryO]

It’s never a good idea to create a poster after having a happy meal…from a hookah.
I created this stinker Friday night…I think.

Seemed funny at the time

Sorry Cranky

[rerun]

It's never a good idea to rethink what you have already thought.

[M0rd3kaI]

It's never a good idea aim at a friend with a firearm if you only think it is unloaded...

[spypengen]

it's never a good idea to play with a sword you "think" isn't sharp