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It's never a good idea.......

Postby rerun » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:00 pm

It's never a good idea to......

start reading a new book that features numerous plane crashes, just prior to flying out on vacation.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby caveman » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:37 pm

(it's never a good idea to ask a woman if she's pregnant) (EVER!!!!!)
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby axe11154 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:38 pm

Its never a good idea to stare
you may go blind, get slapped, get beat up, or loose a ball
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby GaryO » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:54 pm

It’s never a good idea to start a fire in a boxcar
…..even though it’s winter

Actually it’s never a good idea to ride the rails in winter

……….or even ride the rails, come to think about it.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Schultz1 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:04 pm

It's never a good idea to sit in a chair for six hours.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Thu Jul 12, 2012 6:05 pm

It's never a good idea to eat Magic mushrooms before church.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:43 am

It's never a good idea to question the guy making your anchors before going over the edge...
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby MissPriss » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:22 am

It is never a good idea to think that leaving the toilet seat up makes it into a baday for the next person.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby GaryO » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:46 am

It’s never a good idea to assume the ‘put the toilet seat back down’ principle is automatically passed to the fairer side

…and it’s never a good idea to lie in bed loling when the fairer side discovers this…..mid event….at midnight….in the dark
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby motifayk » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:33 am

its never a good idea to be away from motifake... the hangover is too bad...
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