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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 am

Rick69 wrote:I can urinate voluptuously in a Dr. Pepper can from about 20 yards away with my eyes closed... Just hold my beer...


It's never a good idea to imitate me...


Thanks for the laugh Brethren...

steve1961 wrote:Pengie with a gun...I feel safer already...I guess the safest place to hide would be in the crosshairs...


Exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Bull » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:07 am

It's never a good idea to crap your pants in a crowded elevator
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby spypengen » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:14 pm

it's never a good idea to go to a board meeting in your birthday suit on your birthday.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby rerun » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:52 pm

It's never a good idea to take an Ambien (sleeping pill) and Viagra in the same night (especially when alone)
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Bull » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:46 am

It's never a good idea to have a sleepover at Rerun's when he's taking Ambien and Viagra at the same time.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby spypengen » Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:55 am

it's not a good idea to grab a bull by the horns. it's never a good idea to grab the bull's horns with your feet.
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