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Postby TheTrashHeap » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:35 pm

on the left. turn it countersideways and flip the post switch.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:22 pm

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Taken IN context it doesn't sound so great. Salsa verde please.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby pieman » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:35 pm

Who was the first person to see a white object pop out of a chicken's butt and say "that looks tasty!"

fried twinkies
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby CpnKangaroo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:36 pm

So the hungarian man asks me to please fondle his buttocks, to which i gave him the correct route to the train station.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby phydeaux » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:56 pm

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:58 pm

phydeaux wrote:Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.




You're just saying that because you killed more than anyone else.
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MissPriss wrote:and to help explain how easily i got screwed by my finger






Taken IN context it doesn't sound so great. Salsa verde please.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby agdaniele » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:59 pm

But she's got huge.... tracts of land!
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby pieman » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:25 pm

Has anyone seen Mr. Random?
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby phydeaux » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:47 pm

call...
for...
Mr...
Raaaaaaandooooooooom...
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby rerun » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:49 pm

1973 was a great year, don't know what for...but I am ure is was great
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