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Postby Grim R@per » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:45 am

Does this look infected? It's lemonade toaster.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby thatonechick » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:47 am

Grim R@per wrote:Does this look infected? It's lemonade toaster.

It's... what?
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Mr. Shiny » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:49 am

...and then I ate all the sand and....OMG weasels!!!
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Fatt Matt » Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:50 am

You ever smoke banana peels? That mess will stuff you up!

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby pieman » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:42 am

If a tree farts in the woods can you bottle it and sell it?
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby phydeaux » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:49 am

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby TheTrashHeap » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:27 pm

CANADA wrote:
CANADA wrote:
LogicDude wrote:Hey Canada...why would you call Boney the Hooker Police? I don't get it... :roll:



Well, pop a squat youngster cause boy do I have a story for you!
It all started back in the good ol'days....................................
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.....then yoshi and the mario bros..........................................
................................and that cyclops from excape ..............
from quantanimo bay...........................................................
...and thats the story of why jesus never wears a tuxedo any more

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby CpnKangaroo » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:36 pm

so outta nowhere i start fuckin klara hitler like its nobody's business, and you'll never guess what popped out 9 months later.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Who Cares? » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:53 pm

And with that, I presented peanut butter toast. Now all is good with the world. Until that b**** grabbed the jelly. Now I give you HELLLLLLLLLL!


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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Faceplant31 » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:41 pm

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