[Mettaur]

In this game, you think up of creative ways to take away the hill from someone.

Example:
Player 1: Sits on the hill.
Player 2: I kick you off the hill, now It's mine!
Player 1: Comes back with a tuba. The results are disastrous, but the hill is mine again!
Player 3: Kicks Player 1 off of the hill.
Player 1: I blow up the hill, this crater is now mine!
Player 2: I fill the crater with dirt, this new hill is now mine! I sit down to enjoy a soda.
Player 3: My sniper shoots your soda, you go home for new pants and I take the hill!

And so on and so forth.

So, let me start.

I find a nice hill and sit down. This is my hill!

[GreyScorpion]

I walk up and b!tch slap you with my Chocowafflecookiechocogoodnessbar.
You immediately die from its AMESOMENESS!!
Anybody else want some?

[Chompers]

I just walk on the hill, you flee from the flashbacks of my van. Thne I park my van on it, so the hill is mine.

[Mettaur]

I snipe the steering wheel of your van, and it rolls down the hill. You chase your van, and I then claim the hill, and sit down to a nice root beer. The hill is mine!

[Chompers]

The van cannot be moved by mere bullets. It absorbes Mettaur into itself for his initiation. Now I have the hill, and some entertainment.

[Mettaur]

My black mage clone removes his floppy hat, and the hill is sucked into a dark void of pure evil, flattened even flatter than a trash compactor. The blackened crater is now mine!

And I'm afraid I forgot a important rule. No changing the past, the things said before. As illustrated with changing what happened to the van.

[pzykosiz]

i fill the blackened crater with water. you float to the top and fall out. I now own a swimming pool

[5butjam]

I bring out my elite army of SAS vtrained hydrophobics and...oh', wait, your hill

[Mettaur]

I throw a Hershey Chocolate bar in the pool, you think it's a turd and leap out, shrieking like a little girl. I now own a swimming pool, and eat my bar.

[Nand]

I summon the ghost of memes that are no longer funny. Chuck Norris, The Hypnotoad and Candlejack chase you away. I claim your pool and candy bar as my own, but then throw the candy away because I just realized that I hate Hershey's bars.