[Mettaur]

Remember that chick in armor, that slapped me in that motifake? She got offended by what you said, and ka-slapped you 18 miles away. I then asked for a date using a cheap joke from a movie, and I got hit again, but hey, at least I gots the shambled ruins of the hill...wait, it looks like there is an ancient city underneath here! The destroyed remnants of the hill, and the ancient roman-type civilazation under it, is mine!

[5butjam]

You realise that by using a cheap joke, you belong in an Apatow movie. You consequently commit suicide.

Hail Bartimaeus, He whom the hill is for.

[Spades]

I show up and walk up to the "hill" my noobness imeadeatly infects the hill, turning anyone who wants the hill for themselves into a noob.

[Mettaur]

You are such a noob that you didn't recognize the hill, what you thought was the hill was actually a pile of pig s***. A pig then head-butts you into the s***-hill. White Mage owed me cuz for a month I didn't make one advance on her, so she brings me back to life. I then enjoy some corn and pop on my hill, watching a intense fight and laughing at you struggling in the huge pile of pig-crap.

[5butjam]

My Lord and Master Bartimaeus Crushes you, once again, killing you Apatow movie man.

His hill.

[Mettaur]

A drunken duck waddles over to the hill, and barfs out acidic bile. It melts the robot hands, and I use the metal to make myself a hut in which to store chocolate, and guns. Mostly chocolate though, and the hill is mine!

[pzykosiz]

i through my two-headed coin at the metal hut. the resulting clang deafens you completely. while trying to get to a doctor, you walk across the road, not hearing the car coming towards you. the car swerves, hitting a light post, it falls and electrocutes you, you fall to the ground as a pile of ash.

now that i've bored you with my story, the hill is mine

[Hawamleh]

I show up, you shocked that i Have left my window, try to scream out in surprise, you die from a heart attack while trying to pronounce my name.... The Hill Now Belongs To The Arab, Praise Allah!!

[Chompers]

I lead a crusade and kick you off of the hill, now it belongs to the christians.

[Hawamleh]

I suciude Bomb you, now the hill belongs to none, happy??