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okay, time for me to post a game i've seen on another forum that I found interesting. i think it' might be a hit here too.

you have to respond to the post above yours and say what you'd do / what you think would happen "THEN". you have to post the next "IF" also.

example:

post above yours reads:

"IF Motifake didn't exist..."

you respond:

"...THEN i'd still be looking for an internet home.
IF you had the head of a donkey..."

next poster replies sthg and starts the next "IF".


so here goes the first one:

IF you were the neighbour of a mafia kingpin...

[ICEMAN]

THEN you'd be living next to Aggy.

IF you were absolute ruler for a day...

[TheTrashHeap]

THEN you'd be living next to Aggy.

IF you were absolute ruler for a day...

Then you would be Mr Motifake.

If you were an angry teen virgin motifaking from your moms basement...

[Faceplant31]

Then you would have a very sticky keyboard and a 1L bomber title.

If you found a million dollars in a trash bag on the street

[Chompers]

Then I would buy a Best buy

If you found a puppy........

[Bovee]

Then... I would name it yoda and teach it to attack.

If your dad got you a hooker...

[Reality Lord]

then he'd settle for sloppy seconds.

if you walked in on your wife and your lover....

[Chompers]

Then I'd join them

If you were on Motifake....

[Faceplant31]

Then I would be awaiting a mod to post the back up of fakes in the approval queue

If you woke up after a night of partying covered in blood in a room full of dead bodies

[ICEMAN]

THEN I would say the party was a success.

IF you found yourself in the middle of a pack of rabid raccoons...