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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby phydeaux » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:42 pm

THEN I would say ah, the weekend is here.

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby ICEMAN » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:47 pm

THEN it is a definite sign that it is finally washday.

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby pzykosiz » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:01 pm

I would say "No, I have a problem with you not making me a sammich"

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby spacedog » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:03 pm

Then I'd say been there done that.


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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby phydeaux » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:34 pm

THEN he would get a high five!

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby Faceplant31 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:02 pm

Then there would be no need for the use of condoms and you know she puts out so it is a golden opportunity :thumbsup: !

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby CpnKangaroo » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:55 pm

then i'd help him get the lime

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby Chompers » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:37 pm

Then he would get his friends together and take all your cookies, the jerks.

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby ICEMAN » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:47 pm

THEN you would hope the other guy didn't just wipe his ass.

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Re: The IF......THEN game

Postby DLM4 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:03 pm

then you need to check your math

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