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Pat's Place

Pat's Place

Postby agdaniele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:07 pm

Welcome to Pat's place.


This is an open forum discussion for members to chat, rant, visit and sacrifice small creatures to Satan.
Noobs are always welcome as long as they behave respectively and send $1 a day to each and every Moderator,Canadian bills are acceptable. We also take sammichs and tiger blood.

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Re: Pat's Place

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:28 pm

It smells like taco farts in here..and there's a really disturbing stain on the couch....How long have you been keeping this Lounge to yourself Aggy?
Claire wrote:You can lick it up if you want, but I'm using the carpet shampooer.

My mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
MissPriss wrote:And this girl happens to be inside and rather likes playing with the boys.


MissPriss wrote:and to help explain how easily i got screwed by my finger






It must be made from traditional Texas taco meat.....Illegal immigrants.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby agdaniele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:32 pm

The seats are made of the finest corinthian leather... cut open dozens of times to hide the... merchandise that we couldn't carry on the mule.

As far as the smell, well... I like the latinas... and what you smell is not farts, but rather.... well, healthy snail tracks from the finest 3-peso hookers that tijuana has to offer...

some with asses like a used pinata at an 8-year-old's party.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:35 pm

You're a very disturbing person Aggy.


Did anyone pick you up outside Home Depot today?
Claire wrote:You can lick it up if you want, but I'm using the carpet shampooer.

My mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
MissPriss wrote:And this girl happens to be inside and rather likes playing with the boys.


MissPriss wrote:and to help explain how easily i got screwed by my finger






It must be made from traditional Texas taco meat.....Illegal immigrants.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby phydeaux » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:41 pm

Aggy, you lie. You never paid more than 2 pesos for a hooker and you know it. Now make nice and apologize the the nice cow-man...
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby TheTrashHeap » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:42 pm

Outside Home Depot? I heard he was working a hole in the men's room wall!
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Just resting on laurels (completely invented).
Word acrobatics performed with both harness and net.
I am so full of s***."




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Re: Pat's Place

Postby agdaniele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:43 pm

I never pick up one who is more than 2 pesos, but I sell the to you for 3 pesos, sukka!!!!

(the real profit is made on my crab shampoo and Valtrex sales)
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby agdaniele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:44 pm

If it was the men's room, then I have to assume that you pee sitting down for another reason, TTH?
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby TheTrashHeap » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:50 pm

Sit? I just find a tree and lift my leg.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby agdaniele » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:51 pm

It's clear that you locate any.... "erect" tree in the men's room.
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