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Re: Pat's Place

Postby 5butjam » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:14 am

30 tons of latex that could be used to wear...that'd need some work done on it, I'd think at least £50,000 for it
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby Hawamleh » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:07 am

well Dr.dre only people here left from your time are over at motifake after dark, yup.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby house » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:54 pm

5butjam wrote:30 tons of latex that could be used to wear...that'd need some work done on it, I'd think at least £50,000 for it


Can i get that on a payment plan ?

@Forseti - yo mamma jokes went out about the same time as the A-Team....you can do better :sleep:
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby forseti » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:02 pm

house wrote:@Forseti - yo mamma jokes went out about the same time as the A-Team....you can do better :sleep:


You don't know me well enough - I can't! :cry:

I just found a facebook-group called "your mother has a child that is studying law". A combination of law jokes with "yo mamma" jokes. AWESOME!!!!!11111 :rofl:

Get ready!

"Entering an objection has no delaying effect if yo mamma wanna make some love!" :rofl:

AWESOME, right?!?! :mrgreen:
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby house » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:01 pm

NO Forseti - not Awesome

f^%king AMSOME man. I love a good lawyer joke
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby champ99 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:21 am

house wrote: I love a good lawyer joke


Two lawyers walk into a bar....
and sues him just because, and shuts down his business.
The end.

Hows that? :shock:
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby house » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:31 pm

Not bad, not good......

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning ?
take your foot off his head

What do you call a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff ?
A good start
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby pzykosiz » Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:17 am

if you're on an island with hitler, saddam and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

shoot the lawyer twice
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby 5butjam » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:05 am

Guys, Hammy is banned from posting. He just got up to 1337 posts and I think that's the perfect embodiment of Hawamleh as an entity. He is finished.
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Re: Pat's Place

Postby house » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:25 am

what, they've banned hammy......WTF. Why ?? that guy (while annoying at times) is also funny
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