[zombiequeen2012]

i reget to inform you that you guys are so true

[Rick69]

I regret to inform you spelt "regret" wrong despite it being the thread's title...

. . . N0t th4t 1m c0mp1a1n1ng 0r 4nyth1ng.

[BeNiceToMe]

I regret to inform you that the 69 in your screen name is the closest you'll ever get from real action.

Muahahahahaha !

This is how we laugh on The Spot when we just owned a cocky underage little bag piper...

wait, here on Earth too ???

who knew, who knew...

[Hawamleh]

he is over age....

[BeNiceToMe]

I regret to inform you that your avatar looks like he has lost the soap game in the joint too many times

[Rick69]

I genuinely regret to inform you that you are not one to talk about "good-looking" avatars due to, as far as I'm concerned, having a ridiculous smiley face shows as much creativity as inventing sparkly vampires. . . oh wait.

Besides that, your screen name illustrates as much confidence and spontaneity as a begging corpse.

Also the fact that you would actually bother to hazard a guess about a complete stranger's s*x life & recognise the facial expression of someone who has "lost the soap game in the joint too many times" convinces me absolutely that you get laid all the time, of course.

Oh, and did I mention, welcome to your sixth day on Motifake. . . we regret to inform you that you must enjoy your stay.


(Do not read any part that may hurt your [fickle] feelings )

[BeNiceToMe]

nice one, kid (a begging corpse ???)

you should have saved some though, it's gonna be a loooong ride

I regret to inform you that my avatar is actually a picture of your GF taken after we 'talked' last night

(not that I believe you have a real GF at all, I'm just being nice here)

muahahahahahah.....

[Rick69]

Don't worry a bit... there's a lot more from where that came from.

Besides, let's get to know each other slightly better before committing verbal homicide, shall we?

Here, I'll begin; Rick, 19, Scotland (as you already know, I believe )

First, we acquaint ourselves on (vaguely) friendly terms, then verbal duel to the death; perhaps on a more appropriate thread ("Post baseless lies about the person above you" sounds just about right). Nice to meet you again, by the way.

Oh, and I regret to inform you that this will be indeed a very long ride...

[BeNiceToMe]

I regret to inform you that this is neither the 'adopt me I'm so cute with my puppy eyes' nor the 'I so desperately want at least one friend in this world before I hang myself' thread but the 'I regret to inform you' thread

welcome to hell rick

muahahahahah.....

[Rick69]

I regret to inform you that this is neither the 'adopt me I'm so cute with my puppy eyes' nor the 'I so desperately want at least one friend in this world before I hang myself' thread but the 'I regret to inform you' thread

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Sorry, all this "puppy eyes" and "one friend" crap seems amusing when it comes from someone who calls himself "BeNiceToMe"


Anyway, I regret to inform you that your invitation to hell has been kindly rejected (probably not the first time you have been rejected...), Mr Internet Toughguy.

As far as I can see, your worst move is something like "All Caps-Lock Raging" me to death... good luck with that.