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Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:56 pm

I think it important to be in touch with all walks of life, with all ages, of different peoples. It’s been an education.
And the internet, my god, it’s potential!
So, if it is permitted here, and can be thought of as a wrinkle in the scope of this site, of how minds work, and why, it’d be a glimpse of the person behind the posters.

But, if this type of thread is not for material here, c'est la vie, I understand.

In my travels thru Asia and the Americas, I’ve acquired many acquaintances that continue today.
I’ve been in session with people representing most corners of the world, at one table, and once the crust of false détente is removed, they are just individuals. People with families. People with concerns, of which once business is set aside, tend to open up, like a fine wine, if you’re a good listener.
My natural demeanor is on the humble side.
When visiting factories, I’d dress down, wearing a sweater with wranglers and soft shoes.
This tactic, because I represented money, and potential for their success, would keep communication avenues more open, than if I’d worn a three piece suit….and it was comfortable, which enabled me to think more clearly when in negotiation.
In my factory visits, I tend to bring my own flavor of down home warmth, as I am somewhat of a largish huggy guy. And I find it amusing to check the reaction of a rather gruff individual after one of my close encounters.
One gentleman, gnarly, road map of a face, well dressed, stoic, cadre surrounding his perimeter, sat unmoved thru a bladder buster meeting at a main land factory in China. I sought him out afterwards, and struck up conversation with him thru interpretation, culminating in a one-way hug. Nothing.
I walked away thinking you can’t win ‘em all.
Couple days later I was touring a factory and noticed him at the other end of the main production floor. Once he noticed me, his arms stretched out as he made his way across the factory towards me.
Warm hug, long warm hug.
His.
Back pats.
Big smiles.
No words however.
An enhanced tour commenced. A glorious meal followed.
Turns out he ran the show at that rather large golf bag factory.
People at their machines kept their heads down as we passed.
As I and my broker got in the private car to go back to the hotel, he came rushing out and gave me another hug.
I remember his watery eyes as he spoke his only words, halting words, directly to me that day, eye to eye.
“Preasa, come back.”
My broker chattered away at him. His face went back to stone and he walked away.
I heard later that he had a wife in half a dozen countries, so I wasn’t his main squeeze, but I’d like to think he got a glimpse of down home America, and his hug deficiency was a bit sated....and maybe America was not just about money.........

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby forseti » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:49 am

...and then you realized he stole your wallet! Right??

If not, here's an warm advice from a regular: If you write a story this long, there has to be at least one hot (and we talk about HOT!) girl (pictures would be nice) or you should bring in some bacon for once! Otherwise there will be a lot of whispering in the greybeard lounge...

"Hey, did you read Gary's 'I hugged a guy once'-story from this sausage factory in Thailand or wheresoever??"

"Gary Glitter's hom(o) story?? Yeah right, I remember... He met this Asian ladyboy once. Turns out he ran the show at that rather large douche bag factory, wasn't he?!"

Naaa, just kidding! Here's a virtual hug from me! :attackkiss: :surrender:




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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby Greeny » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:12 am

Eloquent writings of ball bags and hugs... ummm GaryO, what's the deal-io?
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby Verdeckt » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:53 am

I think the thread topic is pretty clear, call it what you like....

The short story thread,
The extended introduction thread,
The mother of all off topic threads...

Don't like what's on the tube, change the channel. Plenty of other topics out there.
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:09 am

Ah, so there really isn’t a serious bone in anyone’s body here (no ‘bone’ jokes, forseti, too obvious).
Just had to check.

And, I suppose a gaggle of greybeards had some sorta PM conference to see who’d attempt a rescue of what’s left of an aging pre-noob, surmising that some intelligent life force has taken over Gary O’.

Well, forseti, what can I say? You drew the short straw.
Nice attempt. Not unlike a team member of an elite Navy SEAL detachment.

You know, of course, there’s only one thing for me to do………
Yes, you’ll be going on a little photoshop journey, where no man has gone before.
Did you happen to post your likeness on this site?
Right now, I have an amorous Yak in mind, but I have all day to think about it….
Yeah, I’ll be attending the planning meetings,
but my mind will echoing one name…f-o-r-s-e-t-i…. f-o-r-s-e-t-i….much like Ace Ventura’s landlord……..
Must hook up f-o-r-s-e-t-i
Yes, the Yak, I remember…there was this young guide, this young Sherpa guide….
OK, OK, I’m not gay….but, boy, he sure had a nice ass……..
Have you done any guiding, forseti?

J-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-st kidding

Wrong site for this s***
Weak moment
My OCD forced me to tap this venue
I write.
Everything from inane introspective drivel in the guise of humor, to poignant surmising….even some poetry for God’s sake.

Thanks for the love forseti

‘Eloquent’ Greeny? Not so much…just brain farts emanating from an aging cranial sphincter.

I can imagine the disappointment in your reading of this... ‘punch line, punch line, there’s gotta be a punch line’…..then nothing……’what (?)’

‘ball bags and hugs’………n-i-c-e…..took a lung fulla coffee on that one


OK, OK, I’m back
Posters to make…and the humans are arriving here at ‘work’ (damn, tenure is a wonderful thing)

Cheers
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby forseti » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:48 am

So once there was a bone up your ... body?? :shock:

Uhh, wait... no bone jokes?? Damn it! Gary you sneaky little... Nevermind! :cuss:


FYI: If I remember correctly I uploaded a photo of mine once... I had to change my avatar and took some Mr T jokes. Guess you could still find it in the "introducing..." thread. :wink:
But the golden rule is not to motifake a motifaker! (why do I think it would have been better to talk about that rule before talking about the picture?!? :faint: )

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby BeNiceToMe » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:00 am

so gary, now that everybody here knows you're a filthy old fart who travels to poor asian countries for physical gratification, what's your story :owned:

sorry I coundn't miss that one. I'm ashamed of myself :oops:

seriously, this is a moving story and you were good at telling it

now bring in the naked girls picture and the whipped cream :lol: :lol:
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby Greeny » Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:00 pm

GaryO wrote:‘Eloquent’ Greeny? Not so much…just brain farts emanating from an aging cranial sphincter.


At least we're still on the right side of the grass...

And I was serious about the writing - you should look into getting published, like with Readers Digest, or any of those 'reading room' mags- if you know what I mean.

Heck, if you threw in some spin-cycle romantic stuff you could even market to those of the female persuasion!

Think of the book tours!

I would buy one for sure (autographed of course)... for the bathroom.

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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby GaryO » Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:25 pm

Greeny wrote:
GaryO wrote:‘Eloquent’ Greeny? Not so much…just brain farts emanating from an aging cranial sphincter.


At least we're still on the right side of the grass...

And I was serious about the writing - you should look into getting published, like with Readers Digest, or any of those 'reading room' mags- if you know what I mean.

Heck, if you threw in some spin-cycle romantic stuff you could even market to those of the female persuasion!

Think of the book tours!

I would buy one for sure (autographed of course)... for the bathroom.

Cheers


Yeah, bein’ topside does have it’s perks
Hah.....bathroom w/be an upgrade
Truth, I have some stuff published and working on a couple more.
Thing is, can’t keep up with the keystrokes when I’m on a jag, and unfortunately had a little spill over on this forum last night….
My bad…hate making it so easy to be ‘owned’
I did get a kick out the responses….made me laugh all day.
Forseti is as much of a word slut as he is a poster maestro
Now get yer tongue outta yer cheek and create
This may happen again from time to time…..
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Re: Personal stories, ramblings, could be lengthy

Postby BeNiceToMe » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:07 pm

now I want to hear the story of how you got that sphincter in yer head :rofl:
does it hurt when you headfart ? :rofl: :rofl:

OK my story now (I hear you forseti) :

I once was in love with that beautiful young woman, it was love at first sight, she stole my heart the very moment I set eye on her.
Every day I drove by, and there she was, standing at that corner, her long auburn hair flushing down her perfect figure (picture attached, let see if we can beat a download record here).
One day, I couldn't stand any longer the agonizing pain of her sight, and I stopped the car.
I slowly rolled down my window, my throat was very dry, my breath was short.
There she was, looking at me with the deep hazel eyes of innocence, her full and soft pink lips slightly open on her perfect white teeth (I know, I know, I should write too).
What I could utter was only a very weak : 'Hello there'
Then she said : 'Hi sweetie, for a 50 you can see the stars and Ben Franklin will take you to the moon.'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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