[Zetmonk]

And then?!?

[forseti]

And then....

BNTM said, "Come on, Momma! I just want some bucks to buy mysels a coke and some fries! Get yourself some contacts if you can't recognize your son anymore!!"


Good thing: Forseti cumed (yeah, I know, this might be the wrong spelling at the first moment) along. Now she got at least 1 contact lense (hey, there were no stars and no moon! I got something like an asteroid so I paid for an asteroid!) but BNTM is still hungry I guess...

DING DONG!

[Hawamleh]

Every Thursday night (the equivalent of your Friday night), when I get home from wherever it is that I was, I make 2 hot cups of coffee.
I take them with me as I walk to the corner, I hand one to the gendarme that stands guard at the embassy I live near.
And I sit with him for a few hours chatting and keeping him company, every week there's a new one, so every week I hear new stories.
It's a nice habit I guess.

[GaryO]

Every Thursday night (the equivalent of your Friday night), when I get home from wherever it is that I was, I make 2 hot cups of coffee.
I take them with me as I walk to the corner, I hand one to the gendarme that stands guard at the embassy I live near.
And I sit with him for a few hours chatting and keeping him company, every week there's a new one, so every week I hear new stories.
It's a nice habit I guess.

N-i-c-e
Thanks for the up-tick (the intent of this thread)...'Hammy' is it?

[forseti]

N-i-c-e
Thanks for the up-tick (the intent of this thread)...'Hammy' is it?

DON'T EVEN TRY TO GET BACK TO A SERIOUS TOPIC!
This thread is occupied for the next days!
After a while I will give it free...

Forseti is as much of a word slut as he is a poster maestro

True and true!

[BeNiceToMe]

so to continue on the hijack train...

when Forseti came he realized it was a tragic mistake he had made, because he was then very weak from this massive body fluid loss (after all these years of master baiting he should have known better...)

the parking lot security guard where this unfortunate scene had taken place was a massively built african-american with a bulge in his uniform pants about the size of a fully grown watermelon

but is is with a very soft voice that he whispered to the fainting lion

'I'll have to search you now Mister'

And the now consenting lion reached to his belt...



please shoot

[forseti]

totally worth it!!

[BeNiceToMe]

still he claims you keep sending him these cute cards on Valentine's Day

[Hawamleh]

Every Thursday night (the equivalent of your Friday night), when I get home from wherever it is that I was, I make 2 hot cups of coffee.
I take them with me as I walk to the corner, I hand one to the gendarme that stands guard at the embassy I live near.
And I sit with him for a few hours chatting and keeping him company, every week there's a new one, so every week I hear new stories.
It's a nice habit I guess.

N-i-c-e
Thanks for the up-tick (the intent of this thread)...'Hammy' is it?

Yes it is Hammy
and don't mind Mr.T, ever since he had that stop wearing gold chains intervention he went nuts.
and Benicetome, don't make me right you up some erotic text that will put yours to shame.

the only reason they're derailing the thread is because as far as personal stories go, holding it in really long wile on motifake is as exciting as it gets for them
PS i seriously didn't understand like 80% of what was written in this thread.

[BeNiceToMe]

hammy I can guarantee you that when you finally grow your b**bs you will get all of it
it happened when I grew mine