[krazyivanthedivine]

You know I was thinking a fine addition to this forum would be a topic full of all the random ass S*** that occurs to us all daily. Most of us have careers or are in college, so why not have a rant/discussion about all the little things that pissed you off or made you laugh during your day?

I'll start off.

Today was friday... busiest day of the week since we don't run on weekends. Needless to say, my week was long and bulls**t and I can't wait to crack open a beer once the old lady gets done work.

Our 1 year anniversary is literally in a week, and this guy doesn't have to punch a clock til monday morning. Tomorrow we are heading downstate with her brother and his girlfriend for a day trip; we gonna drop them off at the mall while we go lookin at guns and truck parts. I'm gonna buy her a pink Ruger 9mm handgun as an anniversary gift, and lord only knows what shes getting me. But I thought of something today which I am going to share with you fine gentlemen for future reference. The best place to hide any gift for that special someone isn't in your pickup truck or closet. No, you need to do reverse psychology.

Where is the absolute last place she's going to look for a gift? Her things, right? well, how do you plan it so she doesn't find it on accident?????

The one place she will NEVER see the bottom of.

Yes, I'm talking about her drawer filled with that fancy s*** you bought her at victorias secret. If your girlfriend is anything like mine, shes got about 700 different pairs of that lacy crap that not even 1/4 of it ever gets worn. So I'm going to take that handgun and shove it into the very bottom of that drawer and pray to god she doesn't have a photographic memory of how the drawer looked.

Ironically, tuesday was her birthday. I got her 40 bucks worth of roses and a $350 ring. That handgun is $400, so my secret bank account is going to be bone dry here pretty quick. Glad this time of year only comes once.

[GaryO]

IVAN!!! WAIT!!!

Aunt Flo visits every anniversary and any occasion you happen to spend money on yer lady!
And she goes thru underwear like satan does saints.
Check under the toilet lid for evidence (wimin have yet to discover the raising of the lid principle…)
Duct tape the gun under the bathroom sink, or behind the tank.
I can’t think of a worse death than bein’ kilt by a pink gun….

Here to help

[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

We have an off topic thread for this kinda stuff. But theres no such thing as too many threads.

Carry on.



also, Try hiding the gun at a local school or church....she'll never look there.

[Rick69]

How the #?*! was my day, eh? How about accused my mum I stole an iPod Touch which I was given temporarily to update by my mate.

How about kicking a door so hard 2 of 3 metal hinges set in a strong wooden frame broke of completely.

How about being told to "grow up" by a fellow motifaker while I'm not rich enough yet to afford growth-enhancing hormones or fast forward time
Or even be a God, in general.

How about, screw it... I'll moan later on: I seem to have missed a metal hinge...

[krazyivanthedivine]

also, Try hiding the gun at a local school or church....she'll never look there.

lawl...

Well I bought it. Drained the last of my bank account, but I ain't exactly too sure where I'm gonna hide the damned thing. I thought about what Gary said and I agree, so I think I'm just going to duct tape it under the seat in her car. She will NEVER look there.

I'm also in the dog house at the moment. Its been snowing all day which turned to freezing rain where we went. Everyone wanted to go back before it got too bad but she decided she was actually going to do 45 like those max speed when flashing signs say to do. I got all pissed and made her get out and switched, and I drove like a bat out of hell back into the snow storm. The whole 2 hour ride was her moaning that we were going too fast and I was going to kill everyone. I explained that I drive oil trucks in that s*** all the time and not to worry, but you know how women are. She won't even look at me right now

And Rick that's some bulls**t dude. Don't get too incredible hulk like, last summer me and her got in a big fight about me quitting smoking, so I went outside and punched my pickup, fracturing 2 bones in my hand and making one of my knuckles vanish.

[Rick69]

First of all, I think I'm gonna just stick to kicking doors wearing pretty hard shoes...

Secondly, what the hell man, you rage --> punch pickup --> fracture freakin bones --> buy her a GUN --> ???
I hope you know what you are doing here...

Finally, I see your new signature... I always knew that was the truth...

[krazyivanthedivine]

First of all, I think I'm gonna just stick to kicking doors wearing pretty hard shoes...

Secondly, what the hell man, you rage --> punch pickup --> fracture freakin bones --> buy her a GUN --> ???
I hope you know what you are doing here...

Finally, I see your new signature... I always knew that was the truth...

Steel toe boots can both work for you or against you. Remember that, kid.

Look, its not what it looks like... This is Northern Maine man, everybody is packin' heat! And I'm not too scared, Her aim isn't as good as mine.

[caveman]

(well right now we have a hangover) (so you know what that means) (we got very drunk last night) (drinking games included- shots and ladders, crazy 8's and the kings cup) (and weren't you drunk) (speak for yourself) (i will) (anyway, it was a good night overall) (as good a night as you can havein bathurst, this guy knows what i mean) (sure do)

[rerun]

My day was actually good. Came home, family left for the mall. I got quiet time & good day of sleep.Now tomorrow, that is gonna be another story

[krazyivanthedivine]

Same here, the old lady had to work all day so I spent my lazy sunday in peace and quiet fixing the rocker panels on my pickup. Had a few cold ones too! Now I'm actually thinking about taking out the grill; its about 40 degrees today so no better day to do it at this time of year.