[axe11154]

when the turkey eats you

I huge caveman when...

[M0rd3kaI]

His wife beats you to oblivion.

I was riding my bike when...

[Rick69]

When you realised the bike was in fact your mother... (Please excuse the vulgarity, it's honestly the first thing that came to my filthy mind )

Since this is the "Nightmare Game"; I urge you all to follow this link and read the Comic on that site the whole way through:

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.n ... 217&seq=31

And in case you think I'm that kind of filthy bastard who would post an unnecessary "screamer", you can turn the volume down first if you want...


Oh, and back to the game, I was about to fall asleep when...

[M0rd3kaI]

You realised I was in fact riding your mother (You went there, I just brought the snacks lol, and honestly I couldn't care less, I don't take what you guys say seriously though, but I have to say, very good comeback... oop... was that inappropriate??)

I was walking in the forest...

[axe11154]

When big foot came. gave you a snigga and then continued to beating your ass with a furry rod

I was dancing on the road

[caveman]

(when suddenly a pack of angry chickens attacked you, pecking at your eyes with their beaks until you are left bloodied and broken) (turf war)

(we were climbing a mountain)

[axe11154]

When you stumble upon a real world billy goats gruf. sad to say. you were the troll.

I was eating my haggis when

[M0rd3kaI]

It was in fact raw and filled with undigested bile, built up over months in the laboratory that they mistakenly listed 'mortuary'

I was admiring the workmanship of a bowie styled knife...

[axe11154]

When Mikey comes in, takes, takes it, and does a upper cut on your nuts

Im eatting a pie when...

[M0rd3kaI]

you realise the dough is actually human skin...

I'm rolling in pain