[axe11154]

I regret to inform you they dont holster their guns in their back pockets.
but in the front,next to their slim jim

[carebear]

I regret to inform you that too close to the slim jim will turn it into fat jam

[M0rd3kaI]

I regret to inform you that your fantasies will not be met with here, feel free to go to a whorehouse if you please...

[carebear]

I regret to inform you that big boys don't go to the whorehouse, the worehouse comes to them whenever they feel like snappin' their fingers (slim jim..still LMAO)

[rerun]

I regret to inform you that Tuesday has been canceled due to weather and tomorrow will remain as Monday

[carebear]

I regret to inform you that by sheer intimidation, we will force this never-ending Monday directly into a fully-grown Wednesday, if necessary

[axe11154]

I regret to inform you that sunday is watching us
hes always watch
for he is holy and we are sinned

[M0rd3kaI]

I sincerely regret to inform you that I am not religious in any way shape or form... therefore Sunday is just another day... oh, and your blade is blunt

[axe11154]

I regret to inform you that Reaperism is not a religion. Its a life style
And your head will be mine

[LLmayhem]

I regret to inform you that all of the gerbils escaped last night, also NAMBLA wants to know where Betty White is.