[Rick69]

I'm not even joking when I say "It's Saturday already? Are you fcuking serious? My li'l bro convinced me it's Thursday... Holy fcuking s***... I should suicide right about now..."

Anyways, good work Kai! (You fcuking bastrad, you... unemploying me even before I start work... Screw you, man). Good job, man, good job indeed.

Having added my vote, here's the score so far:

- Liquid Angel: 1

- GaryO: 1.5

- Pzykosiz: 3

- Hammy: 3.5

I will, however, hand over the commentary job to Kai... With a mouth that size; he deserves it...

[M0rd3kaI]

Right-O! that was my colleague, update given by Ricky-San, the '70s man (Hey! Fcuk off! I didn't tell you to go party last night if you're late, I'm not taking the rap for it! So go screw yourse.... wait, you do that regularly enough...... shite) Thanks Rick, now on to the leaderboooooooaaaaaaaaard

The race is a very close one seeing as Hammy holding the lead by half a goat tail...
Pzy is catching up, but seems like he just can't catch that little goat-runner no matter how hard (all possible innuendos intended) he tries
Gary is still running with the top 3 of the pack, and I must say for a old bastrad like himself he's doing a mighty fine job using up all the oxygen in the site.
Liquid Angel.... I'm not going to take much of a chance with this one just yet... let's just say she's still busy with the Postman
And wait..... this just in... Yes! seems like all the others with No votes at all are wanking in the bathrooms... wait... no... not all of them, seems like one is still in the commentary booth... soon to join them in the cubicles

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Ok... back and that is all for now folks... stay tuned for more of The FAKER'S RACES

[Hawamleh]

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[Rick69]

Yo, put that on PeopleSniper.com... That shizzle is funny...

[Hawamleh]

Indeed I shall !

[M0rd3kaI]

I, as official commentator of the Poster Evolution, call shenanigans... Seeing as Hammy (Even though new-ish to this thread) is in fact a GreyN00b therefore all votes do not count.... wait..... damn, I can't do that... bugger

Ok, this is entertaining enough as it is, SOOO I will leave it as is and let the contestants fight it out at the finish line! Remember people... this is a long and tough race, so you will be tired at the end, BUT don't let that intrude on your fighting ability! I want to see some blood on the 5 o'clock shadow and the beard of that little bike riding, goat running Arab at the end! (All's for fun, no racism intended I assure you)

Back to you Rick! and whatever is left of this mess...

[Hawamleh]

I have studied this thread for a long time, I know your ways, you cannot hope to defeat me.

[Rick69]

And Hammy's opinion on the current situation:

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Back to you at the studio, Kai...

[M0rd3kaI]

Thanks Rick, standing by with our current leader... Hawamleh
There is only 36 minutes left on my side of the planet before Hammy will be declared as the official winner of this weeks: The FAKER'S RACES Brought to you by Guinness beer
But seeing as the b**** that is 'Time zone's' screws around with global times, that time will have to be postponed until further notice, until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride (wow.... Bikes, Goats, Sheep, Mailmen there's so much to compare that with it's not even funny! I'll leave that up to you making this also somewhat of a spectator sport)

Just between the lines I reiterate the rules of POSTER EVOLUTION:

1. One picture, one winner. ONLY the winner's poster is submitted to Motifake.
2. Posters must be submitted ON or BEFORE Friday. Votes must be submitted ON or BEFORE Saturday.
3. The weener will be pounced on Sunday and is required to stand post in a new picture.

[Rick69]

I sincerely hope you read your third rule... Right...?!