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World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:37 am

[I know this is one hell of a read and I do apologise therefore, but if you like foods of the world, please don't hesitate to join in and throw your neck of the woods' dishes in]

Read through a few old topics and was quite amazed... that I can actually sit and read crap between you guys for so long... anyway

In reference to the great Greyn00b Hammy: :stirpot:
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Oh And We Do Do that with Goat, the Best And Traditional Jordanian Meal Is Called "Mansaf" Google that s***
Heart Attack In A Meal.

I got into food and tried to research what he mentioned "Mansaf" It looks really interesting, but sadly all my info turned up recipes written in Arabic... and since I am fluent in Arabic (I would love to be, but sadly... sarcasm) I could understand every word thereof...

Anyway, here is a forum (I hope it has not been done, but if so, Mods you know where the delete button is) where you can share your countries best dishes, finest cuisine and most popular foods.

Starting off will obviously be me, since I'm in South Africa, let me tell you, in 2010 there was a vote to ask what hotels and luxury resorts should prepare for visitors who are coming to watch the Fifa 2010 soccer World cup. The vote came to the conclusion that the most 'South African' meal is a dish called 'Boboti' ...... well, I am going to say it straight... that is complete and utter Bull-feces. Boboti (As I understand it) is an Indian meal, a type of mince-curry mix. There is a reason that such a traditional Indian dish be voted as South Africa's most traditional meal. the reason is that Durban (one of our cities) has the largest population of Indian people... outside of India. Now, Honestly I am not racist, I do not discredit the mighty Boboti, BUT As a proud South African myself, if you ask any true Afrikaans speaking South African... their answer will indefinitely be "Braaivleis" and if they do not answer that exact word, without hesitation, you have my permission to kill them... on the spot, or call me to do it for you.

Braaivleis is really a traditional part of family life down here in SA.

Most families here have one day in the week at least in which they have a 'Braai day.' The term 'Braai' is an afrikaans word actually referring to a fireplace designed for the purpose of preparing your food in this manner.

The braai in my home:
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Now getting all the ingredients is a task alone (As with all meals) but the most important part is... of course... the 'vleis' (Afrikaans for 'meat') without that it will be kinda pointless to call it braaivleis to be honest.

The choice in meat is the preference from person to person. (Apparently) The most difficult items to braai are chicken, pork, steak, fish and anything you marinade (White meat (Chicken, pork & Fish) must be done at a lower heat than red meat due to the tendancy to go very dry, very quickly if you don't know what you're doing, Steak needs a real expert to tell, not only when it's done, but if it will have the right taste and tender juicyness to call it 'done', any marinated item (pre marinated or marinating on the braai itself requires a fine touch, leave it too long on a side and you'll burn the marinade, too little and you'll undercook the meat.) I learned to braai with lamb pork and chicken... many mistakes later and I'm still not the best and never will be, but I try.

There is a very nice item that we incorporate into all braais... or try to anyway, it's called 'Boerewors' 'Boere' referring to 'farmers' and 'wors' referring to 'sausage' it is a type of sausage made by adding mince, fat, spice all into a pig or lamb intestine 'wall' it is quite sensitive to heat, going to the 'white meat' scale of the heat index, but staying on the 'red meat' side for ease and result. due to the intestine 'wall' all the juices are kept inside the sausage and therefore you're only really at risk of drying it out if the wall were to burst or puncture.

Getting to the preperation and side-dishes

Preperation, this requires a tad bit of wood (natural, preferably fresh wood that was air dried for a few years. A few months can also work, although you'll have difficulty to get the fire going). You place the wood (You need to know from knowledge when enough is 'enough' in this sense, I can't tell example: '3 large pieces' and it turns out to need to be 4) in a formation that will allow maximum air flow from bottom to top of the fire to help it breathe, again, too much will cause it to die due to crosswinds (If you're braaiing outside) and let it burn out until you have a nice pile of red and black coals, if they are grey... it's ash and they won't keep their heat for too long depending on the type of wood you use (best wood to use is a dense hardwood. It will keep its heat more efficiently than others) then comes the 'test' this is the amount of time your hand can spend at the level you're going to place the meat before it burns. Generally I live by the 3/5rule 3seconds for lamb or red meat and 5 seconds for White meat (Fish, depending on the thickness, can go to about 7 seconds seeing as drying out fish is almost instant) Steak on the other hand needs to be done on extremely high heat, i.e there must still be red flames visible on the coals and you should barely be able to keep your hand on braai-level for 2 seconds.

At that moment you must put up all the meat you need to do then (Placing it over your grill nice and tightly above the center of the heatsource with the thinner and more 'heat sensitive items' at the outskirts of the cluster) and continually monitor them and turn them every so often to avoid burning the outsides, the key in braaivleis is to 'cook' the meat on the inside as well as on the outside, no one likes to bite into chicken that seems nice and on the inside you're greeted by blood and fluids. so to check if the meat is ready, you need one of 2 things...
1) Experience, I know quite a few people that can just glance at meat and tell you "Undercooked" "overdone" "Perfect" just by the outside look thereof.
OR...
2) A knife which you use to cut open the meat and inspect if it is in fact cooked all the way through.

Many people say that they prefer gas braais and charcoal fires.... I will kick you in your shin if you tell that to me, I have had braaivleis from every type of contraption imaginable and the wood actually very VERY slightly flavours the meat while cooking (The smoke) gas and charcoal do not have those properties.

You can also braai sammiches and I must say: Tomato, Cheese, onion, chutney and aromat (yellow salt) make the best combo you can find for braaibrooidjies or braai sammiches and honestly I feel offended if you braai meat, but neglect to make braai sammiches.

On completion of the meat and while doing the sammiches (very low heat, you want to melt the cheese and get it all gooey for the meal) you then prepare the table with all (or some, honestly it is your choice) of the following:

Previously prepared dishes (I'll post their recipes and ingredients if you want, this is focussing more on the meaty aspect and the final outcome of the dish)

Potato salad (Works as well as anything)
Noodle salad
Any type of fresh salad (lettuce, tomato, hard boiled eggs, onion, etc)
Potatoes
(Honestly the list is endless, but these are the more common side dishes)

Dish up and enjoy.
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby axe11154 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:17 pm

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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby Rick69 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:27 pm

Hey, let's place bets on how much longer he lives before he gets banned (temporarily perhaps)...

I'mma play safe and say under a week or so...

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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:36 pm

Rick69 wrote:Hey, let's place bets on how much longer he lives before he gets banned (temporarily perhaps)...

I'mma play safe and say under a week or so...

Et tu...?


Give a week... maybe 2... if he's lucky.
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby Hawamleh » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:39 pm

Your Braai sounds quite nice :D
let me elaborate on the Mansaf, it is a meal of rice and meat (sheep, goat, cow) your choice but the most traditional is sheep's meat.
I am not quite learned in the ways of making it since usually the mother of the family is the one to prepare it but here is the low down,
you cook the meat with water and jameed (under high pressure, now you can do it with a pressure cooker, in the old days they did it in a barrel buried under the desert dunes), the jameed is yogurt in rock form, it is only made in Jordan and always by hand, I have never seen commercially produced mansaf, the region in Jordan well known for the best jameed makers is Karak, this is evident as every Jordanian from karak will invite you to mansaf as soon as he says hello, to boast his wife or mother's mansaf making skills, and they do expect you to take them up on it :D
Anyways you cook those with each other, then you coat the s'ider (big ass plater) with shrak bread and then put the rice atop it and then pour the meat and jameed on top, and then place the goat head in the middle.

The thing that makes it most special is the way it is eaten.

the platter is circled by those who are there for the meal, and then the left hand is placed behind your back and stays there throughout the meal, and then with your right hand you ball up rice and meat together with the jameed as sauce, and then you lob the ball into your mouth (ball making skills are held in high regard) and that is the way you eat mansaf, the head of the table has the honor of eating the sheep's tongue and he who stays the last at the table, as in eats the most is considered the manliest in a sort (yes it's a test of manliness, women have their own mansaf table or at least that's tradition but nowadays everyone sits or stands at the same table.

Remember in Jordan if your wife makes good mansaf, then she looks like your mother (who unfortunately looks like your father) but that can be overlooked, after all she makes good mansaf.

Christians have Jesus, Jordanians have Mansaf.

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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby axe11154 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:43 pm

back on topic
First get a flash light
a long exstremely pointy stick
and a boat

Go to a lake at nigh that has frogs
shine a light at them
they get stunned
stab them with your stick
now tear the legs off and toss the body's in the lake (will attract fish to certain spots for dinner later)
De-skin them and put salt and pepper on them
now throw them on a pan and cook for about (I dont know the time. I just say till they are brown)
eat
be careful
toads can be mistaken for frogs
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby 5butjam » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:47 pm

Scampi and chips is quite nice. British cooking is plain, simple and stout and can nearly always be accompanied by an ale. It is most definitely the best cooking in the world, sorry to burst your fancy bubbles guys!

What happens if you accidentally eat a toad Axe? I'm intrigued.
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby axe11154 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:51 pm

Most toads are bad for digestion
and their meats a lot like squid while frogs a lot like chicken
Toads are just bad for the body
unless your eating the heart
in that case deep fry it and add ketchup
I would Axe you a question
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby Hawamleh » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:05 pm

5butjam wrote:Scampi and chips is quite nice. British cooking is plain, simple and stout and can nearly always be accompanied by an ale. It is most definitely the best cooking in the world, sorry to burst your fancy bubbles guys!

What happens if you accidentally eat a toad Axe? I'm intrigued.


your delusions amuse me, Mr.my nation doesn't have the creativity to go beyond a fish and some potatoes.
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Re: World Cuisine ~ The finest Motifake has to offer

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:08 pm

The braai really can be held in the same way as the Jordinian Mansaf meal, BUT... I have to say the 'manliest' person usually does the braai work if that can be compared. And it is less 'formal.'

I have to say the info that I got so far has taught me a bit on how to make Jameed and shrak (Jameed is goatsmilk kept in a fine woven cheesecloth and rinsed to get all of the whey to seep through as well as adding salt every day to dry it out, made into balls and then sun dried (in the sun gives a yellow colour and in the shade gives a white colour) if my sources are correct and the Shrak is a very thin bread-like dough baked on the flip side of a wok. The videos I watched also portrayed the people eating the Mansaf with their right hand, but I made a mistake on the reason why :oops: ) but your explanation yielded better results. I will look around here to see if they even have jameed or shrak, the lamb won't be too much of a problem, I mean 30minutes drive in any direction except South and you're in between farmlands. Might just take you up on that offer :wink: but I'll be more than happy to show you true South African cuisine (as described above) if you were ever to pop a visit to South Africa, Cape town more specific.

And Axe, Frogslegs? Never tried them to be honest, would not mind to, my knowledge of toad vs. frog will most likely get me killed, so I'll shut up on that one, but I think there are a few restaurants here that you can get that... I mean if they have snails?? XD jk jk.

Butjam, sometimes simplicity is best, restaurant... ftw

[Edited to save my life :ahh: ]
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