[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

I said rabbit pit bull and I'm sticking to my typo



The ice cream.....I was going to do that later anyways.


Calvin or Hobbes?

[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

(less chance of rabies)

Not really. .....

[fan4camping]

(less chance of rabies)

Not really. .....

you think if she goes full-term, her kid will need shots immediately after birth? heh


oh, and Hobbes (he's soft and fuzzy)
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a person with some unknown skin condition or someone that will videotape the two of you

[rerun]

someone that will videotape (kinky side).

Your hand or an obese 80 year old virgin?

[fan4camping]

my hand (it won't remember me in the morning either and is less sweaty)
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someone high on meth or the unknown gender person waiting behind a closed door?

[Schultz1]

Either way I don't know the gender. So I would pick the closed door.





My wife or Sarah Palin.

[spypengen]

Sarah Palin since your wife is taken and you wouldn't like someone else f**king your wife.


a pig or a sheep

[fan4camping]

Sheep for sure... they won't squeal on you to anyone

(spy... Mr. Palin wouldn't like you doing his wife either)
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someone that's really bad in bed or someone you know is god but your body is numbed with novocaine?

[spypengen]

the numbed body(necrophilia practice anyone?)

goat from hammy's harem or a sheep

[fan4camping]

Again, the Sheep. (wouldn't touch Hammy's goat, pretty sure I know where it's been)
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with someone that makes you do all the work, or someone overly eager, but really really bad at it?