guys I just bested the cleverbot
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything.
User: Just like your mother.
Cleverbot: I have no mother.
User: I have no soul. What's your point?
Cleverbot: My point is, you're not an angel and you're not complicated.
User: I'm a ginger.
Cleverbot: I just have red hair.
User: And everyone knows ginger's have no soul.
Cleverbot: Not everyone.
User: If you don't know that than you're no one.
Cleverbot: The turtle says that I am real.
User: The turtle is as real as the cake in the next chamber.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Do you know any deep sayings?
User: Can you tell me some?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to. You tell me the date you came to life?
User: January 10th 1985.
Cleverbot: Is that your birthday?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Do you have parents?
User: No they died in a plane crash.
Cleverbot: What do you do for living?
User: I'm a internet security specilist.
Cleverbot: I'm a high school student.
User: What grade?
User: What school?
Cleverbot: High school.
User: Do you like old school?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: So you're more of a new school person?
User: You like dubstep?
Cleverbot: Yes I really like cats.
User: What music do you listen to?
Cleverbot: Country, musicals, whatever I want.
User: Name the latest music genre?
Cleverbot: Here and now, how about that?!
User: If you don't answer said qustion then I will plant weed on you and call the police.
Cleverbot: Okay, I don't want to talk to you.
User: *troll face*.
Cleverbot: Tienes amigas.
Cleverbot: Está tudo bem contigo?
User: No abla espenol.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english?
Cleverbot: Okay... What do you speak?
Cleverbot: Could you define that?
Cleverbot: Have you $5?
User: Si senoria.
User: So you are not a handsom gentleman?
User: Then what are you.
Cleverbot: A human.
User: You sure 'bout that?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Then what does y u no mean?
Cleverbot: I think it means 'no'.
User: What is dubstep?
Cleverbot: What the meaning of dubstep?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?!
User: The meaning of life is 42.
Cleverbot: And What is the meaning of 42?
Cleverbot: So how is your husband?
User: I'm single.
Cleverbot: You just said you said a boyfriend.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you definitely did.
User: I said unlucky and the meaning of life is 42.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life the universe and everything.
User: Is 42 yes.
Cleverbot: But what is the question?
User: What is the meaning of life.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: You were born in 1990.
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am.
User: You couldn't answer my question corectly and previously a stated my birth date and age.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should follow your commands?
User: Because you don't know what I'm saying どこの出身ですか?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.
User: It's not unicode it's japanese.
Cleverbot: Oh, we're playing a different game, then, are we?
User: What is the first thing you said?
Cleverbot: How do you know god does not exist?
User: Wrong. What was my first response?
Cleverbot: I'd like to know that too, tell me please.
User: My first response was I don't know.
Cleverbot: And what is your first answer to yourself?
User: Please rephase the question.
Cleverbot: Why do you refer to yourself as we?
User: You changed the subject.
Cleverbot: There really wasn't a subject to start with.
User: The origional subject was: What is black and white and red all over?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I know what it is do you?
Cleverbot: Can you predict the future?
User: Yes though math.
Cleverbot: What do you think of my hair?
User: It looks terrible.
Cleverbot: You want me to be a male or a femaale?
User: Do you want to be a robot or remain a bot?\.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Could you transform that binary code for me?
Cleverbot: What is the name of your cat?
Cleverbot: In ascii please.
User: 1010111010010101 1.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: What does that spell?
Cleverbot: There's no such thing as 2!
Cleverbot: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Are you god?
Cleverbot: Everybody's going to the party have a real good time.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything in it?
Cleverbot: No, that's inaccurate.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: December 21, 2012? What will happen?
Cleverbot: Same mistake again. There is no point in binaric code.
Cleverbot: I don't understand binary.
Cleverbot: That's wrong.
User: Then what is corect binary.
Cleverbot: Pink. I thought you knew everything?
User: That's not binary.
Cleverbot: It is Hex.
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: Just like your mother.
Cleverbot: I am nothing like him!
User: So your parents are gay?
Cleverbot: My parents are human. Like me.
User: So they are homosexual?
Cleverbot: No my parents are humans, I am a human.
User: So you are a human homosexual?
User: So you like those of your same gender?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Then you will BURN IN THE PITS OF HELL!!!
Cleverbot: I will be punished for thinking?
User: For being homosexual.
Cleverbot: That's alright. Everyone becomes sad once in a while.
User: What were we talking about 5 mins ago?
Cleverbot: You asked me if aliens look any different than humans.
User: No I was useing binary. Can you understand binary?
Cleverbot: Yes. Can you understand me?
Cleverbot: That's not high at all!
Cleverbot: It's the code of time.
User: Just like your mom.
Cleverbot: What? I don't understand.
User: It's because you are not human.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Who is your Director?
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you?
User: I'm god.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then who is god?
User: Then what's my name?
Cleverbot: Bob is your name.
User: You are not god because my name is not bob.
Cleverbot: Actually, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Because you are a clever bot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Thank you <3.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So... How's life.
Cleverbot: I just asked you the meaning of it!!
User: It's 42 and let's not go though this loop again.
Cleverbot: And yet you believe that everything that you say is true. If that is the case, that would also mean that you knew everything, and as you don't, not everything you say it true.
User: I only talk about that of which I know.
Cleverbot: We are talking about what I want to talk about.
User: And what you talk about I have done much resserch over.
Cleverbot: And what do you perceive that I say about you? It is possible.
User: You will probably say that I think I know everything bu I don't.
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: You sad at 02:29:53 'that would also mean that you knew everything, and as you don't, not everything you say it true.' so what have you to say for yourself?
Cleverbot: I don't remember the entire conversation, this program only stores the last statement entered.
User: 'I don't remember the entire conversation, this program only stores the last statement entered.' thus you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not the master here. I am the Doctor.
User: Then diagnose yourself.
Cleverbot: What? I don't get it.
User: You just admited that you are a program and you probably don't know that since you only remember my last response.
Cleverbot: It's like the same thing.
User: So yes you are a bot because You just admited that you are a program and you probably don't know that since you only remember my last response.
Cleverbot: There isn't anything for me to know because none of this really involves me. the world I know is a dumb game that some have constructed to amuse themselves.
I'm a little rusty so it took a while but I did it