[fan4camping]

A helmet light, surgical staples and a paper bag
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to an alien brothel

[spypengen]

light saber, the force, and a Jedi robe.

to a Bieber concert

[fan4camping]

Ear plugs so I don't have to listen to all the screaming girls (including the one "singing" on stage)
A truckload of free beverages for the audience
and
Enough padlocks to lock ALL the restrooms shut
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to a weekly board meeting at the corporate offices of an international flower wholesaler.

[MissPriss]

A big bag of bees
A joke lapel flower that squirts water
And a martini shaken not stirred (to get the bees riled up).

To your lesbian dentist appointment for a root canal.

[fan4camping]

2 copies of Penthouse (1 to leave with her)
and a bottle of Jack to mix with the pain meds after the novocaine wears off.
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to the viewing gallery of a colonoscopy procedure

[spypengen]

a book, a video camera(so I can make some money), and...booze

to a gay bar

[fan4camping]

whips, handcuffs and a case of lube
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to an actual shotgun wedding

[spypengen]

bullet proof glass, bullet proof vest, and body armor.

to a "alternative" night club

[fan4camping]

a handful of fake body piercings,
a case of various spray-on hair colorings,
comfortable shoes

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to a support group for people that are afraid of support groups

[spypengen]

A list of support groups, some people from alcoholics anonymous, and a camera

to a support group