[Hawamleh]

I send half my goat armies to fan's hill, reclaiming it as grazing ground.
And I attack Jessi's hill with the full bulk of my goat armies, 300 thousand strong, my balls do not concern me, for they have been taken by my woman a long time ago.

My hills, and none shall ever defeat the goat armies, I hereby declare this thread finished.

[JessiebellUP]

Ok goat boy
I gave that hill away as a gift but you wana fight lets fight.
I run up the hill sword in hand slicing off goat ball after goat ball making all the goats run in terror. I soon reach the goat elite who have no balls (ball eating bastard) SO I instead cut their heads off. Once getting to a face off with hammy I notice he is ball less. So I go for the second target chopping your d*** off along with your man tittys making you run away. Mords hill.

[fan4camping]

now she's claiming hills for Mord?

Something is fishy around here... more so than usual...

[JessiebellUP]

Well I chopped his balls off and made him leave the game... Isn't the hill a good get well present.
or do you want it.

[Hawamleh]

Women... I'll be back, you shall Rue this day !!!

[Rick69]

No, no... Fan is just amazed you went through all that testicle-chopping just to give the hill to Kai (my nickname for Mordekai)...

You can do whatever you want with the hill... Keep it or gift, your choice... As long as my epididymis is safe and sound...

[axe11154]

I cant believe what im seeing here.
she went to sleep so my hill

[fan4camping]

I put soft, soothing music on the loudspeaker, making you drowsy, and as you stumble off to bed, I reclaim the hill.

[axe11154]

I fall asleep hard on the radio
waking up and kicking you off. but I at least toss you a regrow you balls potion

[fan4camping]

I consider that a worthy trade-off, and relinquish my quest for the hill (for now)