[M0rd3kaI]

THEN I'd have the worlds best Fcuking pen.............. Still though it might run out of ink... Now that I think about it... If pens lived... what do you reckon an ink spill is? [insert 'mother of god' face here]

IF your school marks increased dramatically over the course of one year...

[Rick69]

Knowing my teachers, they would install about 4 CCTV cameras all around me while I was doing a test and work out how I was cheating...


If everything you know to be is only a false reality created by you as you are in a cryogenic chamber waiting to be released centuries in the future as a test subject.
(In simpler words, if you are living in a dream which foreshadows doom...)

[spypengen]

then everyone here doesn't exist

if Pokemon were real

[M0rd3kaI]

THEN I would have caught Zapdos by now...

IF you have the habits and wits (lol what wits?) of your's truly...

[Rick69]

... Rick? Well, then you lot can keep dreaming... God only made one of me... Then he said "Fcuk this, he's a mini-me"... Then we became one...


IF everyone understood most of what I say...

[spypengen]

then everyone will know how unintelligent you really are

if I had TM87

[M0rd3kaI]

For the record, this was in response to Ricks post...

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(No... you ego-centric bastrad... Sigh...)

THEN There'd be a whole hell-of-a-lot more people who scratch their heads and say

"DAFUQ Is he high on??"

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Spy... you are quite rude to a Moti Knight... at least sugar coat it a bit not to smack a tired Indian/Scottish/Pyromaniac/Linguist in the face...

[spypengen]

I don't know how to be subtle
and what is your if statement?

[Rick69]

Interesting... People pay heed to my detached ramblings... And remember them... And add to them... Linguist? Now that's funny...

Now I read something about something smacking me in the face... I am filled with much apprehension...

[spypengen]

(No... you ego-centric bastrad... Sigh...)

THEN There'd be a whole hell-of-a-lot more people who scratch their heads and say

"DAFUQ Is he high on??"

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Spy... you are quite rude to a Moti Knight... at least sugar coat it a bit not to smack a tired Indian/Scottish/Pyromaniac/Linguist in the face...

If spypengen was a little more subtle

then I would be able to get away with a lot more stuff

if the motinet forums were actually just topics in a much larger forum