[MissPriss]

So my "foster-father" is a mere few months older than me...:

Yep that's life in the jungle son. After all, I am part cougar. Get used to it. Now get your rear in gear, get out of this forum and come get that vicks and chicken noodle soup I offered ya!

[Schultz1]

At 16 I was just starting a part time job as a plumber. My father was my boss.

Did you and your dad ever get the same fecal matter on yourselves at the same time?


2 plumbers...1 cup.

Um.... no. I just carried in equipment and pipes while he cleared the pipes and operated the machines. I may have worked on few, but am not sure.

[Bull]

I was snorting coke off the floor (and learning to use a spoon and brillo) and stealing everything I could find that wasn't nailed down, I could rightly be accused of every offense short of Rape and Murder...I robbed homes and stole cars, I conned people and betrayed confidences for profit, I solved every dispute with my fists (and often my face), I put knives in peoples faces and took what THEY earned.... I have no place to judge.

Damn Moo+, that sounds almost exactly how I used to be . I used to be a pretty good cat burglar and graduated to armed robbery. Stuck up a few bars and even robbed a pizza joint once. Done my share of drugs including cocaine. My favorite was always acid but sometimes, if I got a bad batch, I'd go a nucking futs. Lost every friend I ever had, my girlfriend at the time up and disappeared on me one night and apparently she was pregnant. At the time I couldn't be sure if it's mine or not because she was cheating on me with two of my friends but I've been told he looks a lot like me. I think he's about 12 now. Never seen him and (as far as I know) he thinks the man she's married to now is his father.

Listen to Mooo+, Pengen, he's not bullshitting. You've only got one life to live and the sooner you start screwing it up the harder it will be put it aright.

(I got some pretty fcuked up teeth too!!)

[fan4camping]

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[M0rd3kaI]

Thanks Fan, very nice find you made here, this thread should be in the first page as often as possible.

[Rick69]

So, Kai... What was it that you had done/said that brought Hammy to tears of joy, as your signature proclaims...?

[M0rd3kaI]

This link will answer all:

Subject: Off Topic Thread

[Bull]

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[spypengen]

why do you have space for rent? and will it cost me my soul?

[Bull]

Sry pengen, haven't been really reading the forums lately. I got tired of those gifs causing lag and I couldn't think of anything worthy of Motifake to replace them with so ...

Space for Rent

create a worthy signature for me and I'll wear it for a month in your honor.