[5butjam]

C! This should distract them/entice Jess!

[M0rd3kaI]

um... I never heard of an of those beings, no idea what a Shaman or the council will do... care to explain a bit more?

(Hammy and Jammy, if I were there I'd make it rain (With Bulls coins though))

[axe11154]

one of them was used a while back
Shamans are troll healers who know the mystic ways
Priest are old human men who by stealing the virginity from a baby can open portals where ever the hell they want.
And the Alliance council will let you join the army and send you on a mission with 100's of other soldiers to the large portal in the desert in hopes to close it (or you could go in it)

[Bull]

Priest are old human men who by stealing the virginity from a baby

What the hell now? Seriously? They rape babies? ooooooookkkkkk ......

I say we head to Linch, Mord. Let's go see one of these baby rapers. You subdue him and I'll tie his butt to a chair with a hole in the seat, shove my smoke bomb up his butt, carefully place the chair over a fire so that the slightest movement from this guy lights the fuse, and then I'll shoot him in his junk and we'll walk away.

[M0rd3kaI]

I say go to Linch as well, but actually use his ways to open a portal to where Hammy and Jammy are?? that is... If it is possible

[axe11154]

like I said
any where he wants

[Bull]

whatever Mord says, I'm following you bro.

[M0rd3kaI]

B, go to Linch!

[axe11154]

Bull and mord make their way to Linch where they seek out a priest. The priest (In the middle of doing the deed to a poor baby) Notices you and says he saw you coming. He then barfs a portal to where you wanna go ( Also makes a second one that's smaller that he puts his hand threw that you can hear weird moans come from)
do you (Bull mord only)
A. Investigate the second portal he made
B. Go threw the portal he gave you

In the other dimension Hammy and jam quickly shake their rump after getting in the nude. The Shepards confused by this slowwly walk away. One small child Shepard runs up to jam thuraly kicking him in the balls making him crouch in pain. But hammy with out said parts scares the child away (Hes a groblin, a rare subspecies of goblin that is born with no genitalia just encase you did not read that from earlier in the story bull).
You can (Hammy and jam only)
A.Walk threw this fort naked
B.Get dressed and walk threw
c. leave and walk around

[5butjam]

B, I ain't a fan of the chills.