by rerun » Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:22 pm
It is with great sadness and regret I must leave Motifake. It appears that a member of the Saudi Royal family has passed away, without benefit of a will in Nigeria. While the officials there are not clear how the Royal met his death, they did reveal that he had a lone scrap of paper in his pocket with my name and Motifake e-mail address. It was determined that I must be the legal guardian to his multi-billion fortune and all I had to do to secure its release to my personal bank account is remit $10,000.00 USD (this covers handling & processing) to them. Since I am now a multi-billionaire I feel it only fitting that I leave this place lest I be deluged with financial requests for trivial things like heart surgery, a cure for cancer or he dreaded scholarship fund, therefor Im' out.
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Hawamleh wrote:I'm in... and i'll be very forward. Just don't be surprised if I blame everything on rerun... What ? I'm Arab, we really would blame a Jew if a bird crapped on our head.
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