[Bull]

LMAO!!

Can I dream of being raped by giant boobs while eating pie???

[5butjam]

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A

[Hawamleh]

A

[JessiebellUP]

LMAO!!

Can I dream of being raped by giant boobs while eating pie???

sorry gotta pick one of the choices
but if you really want the person raping you will have 1 boob

[Bull]

I believe I'll dream of pie then.

[axe11154]

(sorry guys, I didn't think jess would go that stupid but its already posted so were keeping it, once again sorry)

Bulls dream is a lovely dream of pie, but the pie was a lie, so he had a well baked cake

mean while are heros hammy and jammy follow the rainbow to find a portal which gladly dispenses bull, naked (2 nudist in the group, how lovely). His naked body covers poor hammy making all the Shepards stare and laugh. now 2 of your group members are utterly defenseless and naked leaving jam the only one armed (but he is a guardian so he has no weapons, just 2 big ass shields). Soon bull wakes up noticing hes covered in white goop (that has also covered hammy)
do you
A.trade jams shields for cloths
B. just go buy some cloths and maybe a weapon
C. Go to the showers

you have 20 gold

[5butjam]

B, considering my shields are the only thing protecting us now...

[Hawamleh]

B

[Bull]

B

[axe11154]

you go to the weapons stall but then remember they only sell Shepard staffs (no magical quantity's or sneak bonuses) (bonus, you found a coin purse on the ground thanks to bull (who is human and is lucky) 10 coins added)
but they do have different types that have other bonuses.
do you get
A.Oak Shepards staff (Is strong and will last longer then most staffs,plus its really hard, this makes it hurt to get hit with but not flexible at all so it could snap if you hit to hard) (10 coins)
B.gold gilded Shepard staff (While it has no actual mystic powers gold has a sent to it that can be used to summon very weak rock griblins (small goblin like creatures made of rock that live under dirt) (20 coins)
C.tooth pick (while its not a staff and has no bonus this weapon can be used by stealth users as a way to puncture a enemy's throat) 2 coins

In the cloths staff
A.empty potato sack (its in style now in the shepherds village) 10 coins
B. Leaf skirt (may fell drafty and you may not know what leaf style you will get but its cheap) 5
C.Bottom half of Shepard (well.... its not got any bones in it and has a spell on it letting you connect to it by touch. may be really hard to take off.) 20 coins

D.(both) dont go shopping and leave the village


you have 30 coins