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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby crankyhead » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:15 am

It's never a good idea to slather a jar of mayonnaise all over yourself before going to court.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby steve1961 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:03 pm

It's never a good idea to create a Motifake while intoxicated...you could wind up pregnant.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:17 pm

It's never a good idea...

To ask your wife if she ever thought of divorce
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Bull » Sun Jul 15, 2012 5:19 pm

It's never a good idea to sneak up on your wife in the shower with a garden hose and a video camera.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:14 pm

It
s never a good idea to do yoga naked... with a garden hose up your ass... and a video camera's busted lens in your eye socket...
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Schultz1 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:03 pm

It's never a good idea to be at Mord's place early in the morning.
If Frank does not answer the door, Frank is not home.
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:08 pm

It's never a good idea to be at Mord's place ... That is what the above statement really meant...

It is never a good idea to tempt the malevolent Monkey to hurl faeces at a person...
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Rick69 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:14 am

It's never a good idea to pwiss off Pwissy... Or hurl faeces near her general vicinity at the same time...
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 16, 2012 2:57 pm

...Without my permission...

It's never a good idea to post on countless threads with me in the same forum...
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Re: It's never a good idea.......

Postby Schultz1 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:07 pm

It never a good idea to have wifey stick her elbow in your back all night. It reallys hurts in the morning. (No. This was not some sex thing. So don't ask for details)
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