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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:19 am

Of all the musical instruments in existence The one that I would love to learn to play well is the violin.... but on another note, the drums always fascinated me, and I have thought about learning to play it as well... fascinating... *insert 'bum bum...tsssssss here*
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Rick69 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:55 am

Piano: Often the starter of all other instruments.
Drums: When piano gets too mainstream (or your fingers are too lazy).
Violin/Cello/Double Bass: s*** gets serious here. I mean serious. This is pretty difficult.
Clarinet/Flute/Trumpet/Horn: Teehee... You have to give a blowjob to these instruments. Giggitty.
Guitar: The only price you have to pay for drowning in girls are cut fingers.
Harp: ... ... What the fcuk is wrong with you...? Hippy...
Singing: Females - Aww... What a lovely voice of an angel you have there. Males - ... Gay ...


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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:06 am

I did ask... just not out loud... Geeeeezus... how far is this anti-twin s*** going to go brethren... I'm thinking of changing my last name to 'K' so then it'll be 'R.K.' and 'M.K' and the..... and DAFUQ AM I SAYING??
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby 5butjam » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:30 pm

Nobody calls your singing gay if you have a deeper Sinatra voice like me!
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Sho » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:33 pm

No one calls you a singer when you have a rusty voice like mine that sounds like a parrot gargling water. When singing of course.
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby spypengen » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:23 pm

I play piano and have been playing it since 3rd grade. and I played cello for a few years. the only hard part about playing string instruments is knowing where the notes are but you figure it out in about a year(first position anyway)
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:34 pm

:offtopic:
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby Schultz1 » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:07 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo wrote::offtopic:

Isn't that off topic for stating the previous poat was off topic. Therefore it could possibly be off topic. Am I off topic? Are we all?
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby spypengen » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:02 am

why do you question a mod? do you want to have a bad time on the forums?
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Re: 'Noob' Questions

Postby M0rd3kaI » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:35 am

Spy... good god man, Mooo+ isn't a mod, nor will that fat cow ever be... well... on this site at least...

And to stay on topic, not to piss of said cow: "Didn't you know that?"
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