[steve1961]

I regret to inform that throwing fecal matter at me would be completely ineffective due to my lengthy experience working with animals...

[Bull]

I regret to inform you that for the past two weeks I've not been reading hardly anything on the forums therefore I have no idea wtf has been going on.

[GaryO]

I regret to inform you that starting to read where you left off will cause you to drool uncontrollably, and you’ll eventually wake up with the home row keys embossed in yer forehead… unless Evelyn Wood is your mentor.

I also regret to inform you that you have missed little, with the exception of Jammy’s adieu.

Read ‘Cheerio’



Oh, wait, two weeks...you may have missed some good reads.

I regret to inform you that you should attempt what has yet to be ever fully accomplished.
You’ll surely regret it, but then you can tell us about it here.

[motifayk]

I regret to inform you that you are not worth being informed or regretted

[steve1961]

I regret to inform you that you waited too long to inform us of that...

[motifayk]

I regret to inform you that.............. I waited too long to inform you because i believed firmly in what i said earlier.

[M0rd3kaI]

I regret to inform you all that I am still overlord of the apes...

[motifayk]

I regret to inform you that your view is not shared by the apes

[M0rd3kaI]

I sincerely regret to inform you... of your amount of failing 'wrong-ness' in that thar sentence... MissPriss will back me up on that one right??......... right?!

[motifayk]

I regret to inform you that you are actually .... overlord of the apes...