[Chompers]

All you have to do is Make up a name, describe the symptoms, and name someone who has it.
For example:

Name: Hypoghonnosyphilaids

Symptoms: Your genitalia turns bright purple and inflates into the shape of a balloon animal. Within 30 min of contraction, you die. Only affects men

Carrier:

[Eternal Lord Jackass]

Supercalifradulisticexpealidosis

Anyone infect will start to sing random songs from the movie Mary Poppins as soon as they see a clock hit 3:48 and they will not be able to stop.

Carrier: Dara Obrien

[Bartimaeus]

UNSTOPPABLE MEGA CRABS

Gigantic crabs breed on your privates...forever! Don't worry, though; you can only catch them if you have a gay orgy in a nuclear waste dump.

Like these guys...

[LogicDude]

Name: SeanConnerhia

Symptoms: Causes you to speak with a distinct Scottish voice inflection and a compulsory addiction to watching Jeopardy.

Known Carriers: Honor Blackman and her Wing-women...

[Bob D. Sailor]

Name: Gonaherpasyphillaid

Symptoms: all the symptoms of gonorrea, herpes, syphilis, and aids.

Carriers: Any person thats went on a whoring spree in India without a condom or with a condom that broke.

[Motifake Wit Liberation F]

Crotch Hipsters - your pubic hair grows a big beard, your genitalia start wearing thick rimmed glasses and listening to bands like Animal Collective and Bright Eyes on vinyl and you find your pants replaced with brown sweaters and an ipod appears in your anus.

Can affect anyone from the age of 17 to 51.

Over time, if left untreated, it can develop into a more serious syndrome like jazzhole-ism of the testicularities or gradstudentism of the vaginepokemon. Recommended treatment is the administration of Elvis Presley, Ashley Tisdale, or Canadian pop hits three times a day. Additional treatment may require the inflicted to replace the brown sweaters with non-ironic t-shirts and the consumption of ordinary pizzeria pizza with one's parents.

[CANADA]

Agent Oarngeorrea

instant burning sensation. causes permenant whole body hair loss.

transmitted by proximity

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[Mooooooooooooooooooo]

Politifakeherpes..


Symptoms include: The strong urge to push your beliefs on others
TOTAL lack of funny
Uncontrollable urge to make cool-aid references
obsessive soap-box polishing
Erectile Dysfunction

[Bartimaeus]

Erectile Projectile

Its a rare disease that can only be caught from one-eyed necromancers. If you leave such a woman (or man, depending on your preference) thoroughly satisfied, she (or he) won't want to part with your...part; thus, she will use black magic to take it away from you. The spell is excrutiation

First, your genitals will burn. Then your...part...will detach itself and fly away, to its new master.

Its kind of romantic in a way...when they meet in the night.