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GENGHIS KHAN - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster GENGHIS KHAN
ronsart  #40826 Created January 20, 2009

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 6:08 pm
the huns cared more about their bows than swords thye concentrated and drilled on them more. The huns slept on their hirses all that24hr pressure on the old taint couldn't have been good, on the ols urethra. Just throwing it out there.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:39 am
I wouldn't suggest the Genghis Khan couldn't get it up. No really I wouldn't. I just mean that probably contributed to the genetic bottleneck.
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:37 am
Ah! Meant to write ...about that far back. You have to figure that with the warring, and the large harems of war trophy captive women, there was bound to be a genetic bottleneck. The Erectile Dysfunction causing hard riding probably didn't help, but...
Paul Gibson - October 5, 2009, 12:34 am
The thinking is that Y chromosome gene surveys of people of central east asian descent indicate a single male common ancestor (by only male intermediaries). The thing is that could be anyone.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 5:31 pm
If everyone aspired to be Genghis Khan, the our overpopulation problems would rapidly be solved.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 2:12 am
True story: he once tried to kill a dude in a bar in Ulaanbaatar, with a swizzle stick. That dude's name? Abe Vigoda. It was over a girl. No surprises there.
Anon - September 6, 2009, 1:43 am
Genghis Khan is a man that everyone should aspire to be.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 9:46 am
If you go back more than 10,000 years you're related to almost everyone except some Australian aborigines.
Curintedery - March 23, 2009, 9:03 am
Adam... theres a 0% chance ur descended from him, and if u believe u are, ur a moron
Stating the Obvious - February 15, 2009, 1:11 pm
Only because he literally tagged every piece of a** on the planet.
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1.20.09 - Obama presidency~ pray for us George demotivational poster

demotivational poster 1.20.09
Toussaint  #40773 Created January 19, 2009

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:09 pm
And I love how you say Fox has propaganda yet what is MSNBC, let alone the entire basis of the Obama campaign (which is still going on.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:07 pm
And bogus briefings? LOL! Have you seen how selective in calling on people Obama and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs are at press conferences? Plus you can't say that Bush didn't care about people any more than one on the right can say Obama doesn't care.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:05 pm
Then Obama is a dumb a** island boy with a privileged upbringing who had terrorist friends and has his strings pulled by the hard left. What I said is no different than what you said.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Oh and before you go typo-nazi on me priveleged*
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:45 pm
Can't blame Bush though, he was too stupid and careless to realize what was going on. He just strolled on being told what to do and influenced to make decisions through bogus briefings. But you can keep living in your fantasy hick world if you want to.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:44 pm
Obama hasn't been perfect but atleast he gives a d*** about making this country what it was a decade ago. George Bush was just a dumbass country boy with a privelaged upbringing who got put into office so he could be puppeteered by the hard right.
Liam - August 19, 2009, 9:43 pm
WTFO and Tous are obviously the ones paying attention to the media too much. Stop listening to your FOX Propoganda network bull**** and watch/read more than 30 minutes worth of news a night.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:30 pm
Truly stellar poster, T. 5 Patriotic lions. BvT, you obviously drink the Kool-Aid poured by the media. Do some reseach into history and what is going on now. BHO doesn't give a d*** about you. He is running a kleptocracy with socialist policies. Wake up.
Toussaint - April 11, 2009, 8:21 pm
GW is praying that the accidental president-BHO- doesn't force the US people to wear the chains of a Socialist-Democracy.
baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 7:19 pm
General Washington is praying "Thank you Lord, for delivering us from that stupid git George Dubya and giving us a President that truly cares for the American people (Mr. Obama, that is)."
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NINJA RACOONS - Always hunt in packs demotivational poster

demotivational poster NINJA RACOONS
 #40764 Created January 19, 2009

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 26, 2009, 3:05 am
Guy was feeding a racoon, bent to close the racoon swiped his jugular, not the face the neck. He lived still, creis when he tlls the story of laying their bleeding out, watching it eat the rest of the "h** POCKET" he was feeding it.
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:27 pm
Just use a gun.
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:26 pm
Or birds, or cats that eat the birds, or dogs...
CANADA - September 24, 2009, 9:23 pm
all you need is a birdbath full of antifreeze. no more racoons
_dog - September 24, 2009, 6:40 pm
Hey bozz, iz diz da place? Quiet Ricky. We gotz to wait till nightfall.
Airman - September 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
till you try to get them out of your back yard.. they get kinda nasty
motifake - September 24, 2009, 6:05 pm

Aaaaaaaaaw racoons are so cute
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SINCERITY - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster SINCERITY
DotDotDot  #40653 Created January 19, 2009

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Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Genuis...pure and simple
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