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Get Up 'N Go - demotivational poster

I just can't get going until I've had a piping hot pot of coffee in the morning. Oh, I've tried other enemas.


TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas

demotivational poster Get Up 'N Go
MissPriss  #176286 Created December 7, 2014

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; h** beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.
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if i could - demotivational poster

justice for eric garner


TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon

demotivational poster if i could
Reality Lord  #176272 Created December 7, 2014

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premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am
Heavy
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3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days - demotivational poster


TAGS: wwii pearl harbor war military

demotivational poster 3 Years, 7 Months, & 30 Days
Greybeard  #176270 Created December 7, 2014

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Bandit5906 - June 1, 2016, 7:45 pm
And in 2016 we have a stuttering fool of a president apologize the Japan for the bombing we did to them. We warned them by broadcasting what was going to happen and we dropped papers telling them. All POWs would have been murdered if we attacked by land!
Snoots - April 17, 2016, 5:46 pm
Hmmm... premeditated invasion. Sounds like what happened to Native Americans.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:32 am
@ Thedge --- Because we had won and history has shown that poor winners get another war in 20 years.
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:15 pm
It is much easier to fight an enemy that has borders and fights with conventional weapons.
EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 3:59 am
But we turned the tide in only six months.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:38 pm
Yes, The Pacific campaign was a brutal period of WWII history.
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:55 pm
5'd. But, should say, look at what they did here (Philippines), China, and many more of the Pacific Islands. Pearl Harbor was only a small bit, sadly enough. I was raised to feel guilt regarding Hiroshima & Nagasaki. I do not now, only wonder, why stop?
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SKINNY JEANS - demotivational poster

PLEASE DON'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS IF YOU HAVE NO SKINNY GENES


TAGS: words

demotivational poster SKINNY JEANS
concern3  #176269 Created December 7, 2014

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:21 am
ALL jeans are "skinny jeans" if you have fat enough legs. ^_^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:33 am
I'm sorry, I have to disagree; granted, not all heavy set women look good in skinny jeans, but neither do all skinny women. I mean seriously, you got to fill them out a bit!
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 5:01 pm
I ardy have......imagination is so vivid at times
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:59 pm
Taste. Go figure. Ha! He said figure. 5'd
Silverheart - December 7, 2014, 4:36 pm

I would love to see her out of those jeans (M-M-M-M)
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 8:43 am
Well, I just appreciate the scenery (luv big girls...M-M-M-M)
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I just bought a smart TV - demotivational poster

so why is this crap on it?


TAGS: kardashians tv

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vilnius  #176195 Created December 1, 2014

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blesic - December 24, 2014, 12:28 am
Very good.
Bolverk633 - December 10, 2014, 9:21 am
I also have bought a smart TV- every time the Kardasians appear it turns itself off, so it doesn’t have to try to match the unnatural skin tones.
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Used to be teenage wasteland now it's Crap TV!
concern3 - December 2, 2014, 2:43 am
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