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My girlfriend - demotivational poster

asked me last night why I carry a gun around the house, what am I afraid of? I looked her straight in the eye and said "The %$&#*@& Decepticons!" She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good time.


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demotivational poster My girlfriend
RetiredUSNChief  #176635 Created January 9, 2015

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RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.
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HEY MIKE MIKE MIKE - demotivational poster

Guess what day it is?


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demotivational poster HEY MIKE MIKE MIKE
concern3  #176618 Created January 8, 2015

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EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2015, 5:53 pm
What hump?
concern3 - January 8, 2015, 11:14 am
Thank You
Reality Lord - January 8, 2015, 9:07 am

LOL5
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ANSWERED


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #176568 Created January 2, 2015

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.
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2015 - demotivational poster

Wishing you more


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demotivational poster 2015
Greeny  #176567 Created January 2, 2015

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PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR - demotivational poster

The year starts as a blank slate...which I plan to run my fingernails across for 365 days in a row...


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steve1961  #176553 Created January 1, 2015

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mizzdizz - January 2, 2015, 6:19 am
Cringeworthy awesomeness! I think you might here the dulcet tones in the distance of a similar activity in my neighborhood... 5 L
GaryO - January 1, 2015, 11:34 am
Shyt, steve. Yer knockin' it outta the park!
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